Center Square by Jerkatorium Lyrics

VERSE 1
I'm the center square
Handsome and debonair
They all love me, when I play the clown
It starts with a smile and a wink
And then I start to drink
I got dressed up, just to dress you down

CHORUS
In the center square
Each night you'll find me there
I'm a man trapped in a box
Without the center square
This show’s a dull affair
Housewives love that kinky talk

VERSE 2
So much fan mail for
This confirmed bachelor
People love it when I lisp and flounce
Everybody knows
And yes I let it show
Just can't say it, or let it get around
CHORUS
In the center square
Each night you'll find me there
I'm a man trapped in a box
Without the center square
This show’s a dull affair
Housewives love that kinky talk

BRIDGE
Everyone loves watchin' me
Until I get some scotch in me
Then everyone's a target
Friend or foe the same
Kicking ass and taking names
In the alco-hall of fame
Then next day I'm back
On this stupid tic tac toe game

CHORUS
In the center square
Each night you'll find me there
I'm a man trapped in a box
Without the center square
This show’s a dull affair
Housewives love that kinky talk