Papyrus Makes A Mixtape by Jenna Sallaria / Sean Chiplock Lyrics
READY FOR THIS, SANS?
I don’t think anybody could be prepared for this
SHUT UP, SANS!
YOU JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION
ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS
I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL
IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!
MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI
WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH
But frisk just walked right past it
SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED
AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD-
But aren't you still in training?
HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!
SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED-
But you kinda made friends with one
SANS!
What?
STOP PLAGUING MY MIXTAPE WITH INCIDENTAL LYRICS!
I thought they sounded pretty good
WELL, I THINK THEY SOUNDED LIKE NOT PAPYRUS!
WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF SOUND TO BE!
Oh… well… sorry then
IT’S OKAY, SANS
I ALREADY FORGIVE YOU
COME ON! LET’S GO GET SOME NICE CREAM!
Huh, the pc's actually on fire right now
I think that’s the first time he successfully cooked something
YOU’RE OFFICIALLY UNFORGIVEN, SANS!!
I don’t think anybody could be prepared for this
SHUT UP, SANS!
YOU JUST CAN’T UNDERSTAND PERFECTION
ATTENTION MONSTERS, MY NAME IS PAPYRUS
I'M A SKELETON MADE WITH MAGIC, BONES, AND LOTS OF COOL
IF YOU NEED PROOF, THEN LOOK AT MY BICEPS
BECAUSE THEY'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES, AND THAT CLEARLY MEANS I RULE!
MY COOKING SKILL'S UNRIVALED WHEN IT COMES TO SPAGHETTI
WITH SAUCE AND PASTA NOODLES EXTRA LONG
AND NOT A SINGLE CREATURE HAS SURVIVED A DISH
But frisk just walked right past it
SANS, DON'T INTERRUPT MY SONG!
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF PERFECTION
JUST TO MATCH WHAT I HAVE BEEN WITHOUT EVER HAVING TRIED
AND THAT'S WHY UNDYNE WANTS ME IN THE ROYAL GUARD-
But aren't you still in training?
HEY, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIED!
SO IF YOU THINK THAT WE CAN BE PALS
THEN YOU HAD BETTER BE PREPARED FOR IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF FUN!
UNLESS YOU'RE HUMAN, THEN I'M AFRAID YOU'LL BE CAPTURED-
But you kinda made friends with one
SANS!
What?
STOP PLAGUING MY MIXTAPE WITH INCIDENTAL LYRICS!
I thought they sounded pretty good
WELL, I THINK THEY SOUNDED LIKE NOT PAPYRUS!
WHICH IS THE WORST KIND OF SOUND TO BE!
Oh… well… sorry then
IT’S OKAY, SANS
I ALREADY FORGIVE YOU
COME ON! LET’S GO GET SOME NICE CREAM!
Huh, the pc's actually on fire right now
I think that’s the first time he successfully cooked something
YOU’RE OFFICIALLY UNFORGIVEN, SANS!!