38 Calumet by Jejune Lyrics

We came in and made a mess
Pitched a tent in your living room
Someone's stolen Lucien's vest
When no one's here, thing's are jejune
Solitaire's not just for one
Monday night we'll have a game
Doesn't matter whose team you're on
'Cause Cleveland wins it either way

We missed you so and
We don't wanna go yet
Why can't we be home at
Calumet?

I got just one hour of sleep
Too much sabbath in my head
Ron Jon's stressed beyond belief
So get your feet off of the bed
Jude is climbing up the walls
She hates D. Creek as much as me
I'm not here if someone calls
Unless it's from apartment three
We'll miss you so and
We don't wanna go yet
Why can't we be home at
38 Calumet?

What's that melody I hear?
Hard and straight's what pays the bills
Sing-song english harmonies
Much too clever, makes me ill
Before I go, just one last thing
I just want all of you to know
We'll be back in early spring
Unless this van decides to blow