Houndog Turkey by Jeffrey Cain Lyrics

Don't ever trust no hound dog round your turkey
Don't ever trust no hound dog round your turkey
Now I'll warn you people that you must careful
It's a hound dog, they get sly and therefore
Don't ever trust no hound dog round your turkey

And don't ever trust your turkey in your cornfield
Don't ever trust your turkey in your cornfield
Yeah you probably will come back wishing
That you had took your turkey fishing
Don't ever trust your turkey in the cornfield

Don't ever trust your cornfield without your scarecrow
Don't ever trust your cornfield without your scarecrow
Yeah you will probably come back and wonder
Did my corn fly away, did my corn sink under
Don't ever trust your cornfield without your scarecrow

And don't ever trust no scarecrow round your hound dog
Don't ever trust no scarecrow round your hound dog
Yeah you might come back and that scarecrow told your hound to attack
Don't never trust your scarecrow round your hound dog
Don't ever trust no hound dog round your turkey
I said don't ever trust no hound dog round your turkey
Now I'll warn you people that you gotta be careful
It's a hound dog, they get sly and therefore
Don't ever trust no hound dog round your turkey