The Tony Award Song by Jeff Bowen Lyrics

[HUNTER]
What if this show won a Tony?
What if this show won a Tony Award?
Papa, would that change the way you saw your litte boy
Now he's a man
And he needs you to...

[JEFF, spoken]
Stop, stop, stop, Hunter
Hunter, we agreed we weren't going to put the Tony Award song on the CD, remember?

[HUNTER, spoken]
But I like that song

[JEFF, spoken]
I like the song too, but a Tony Award joke is too easy
It's like making a joke about Les Mis, or Phantom of the Opera...

[HUNTER, spoken]
Alright, alright, we won't put it on the CD