Doing The Most by Jan P The MC Lyrics
[Verse 1]
OK here's a little story player's gather around
Imma show you how this Puppy Eyed Player get down
Man I never had to struggle when the times got hard
Had plenty girls coming off they food stamp card
Here's an example, one day I was bored on Twitter
I threw a crazy tweet out just knowing I could get her
She told me she was shy and she was scared to say shit
30 minutes later we was down in her basement
I thought she was a dog how she treated my bone
Screaming loud like she didn't say her mom was home
Had this chick with glasses who stayed on my mind
She was cute, cross eyes but oh so fine
And we would talk from the sun up til' it got dark
One day we decided to take a walk in the park
Now all my stories is real I don't tell no fables
We end up getting down on the picnic table
Man them goodies was speechless I ain't know what to say
Sad thing I ain't heard from her since that
Ay but I can't get mad do your thing sweetheart
I was cool I was the guy that gave you your start
You showed me who you is, but I know who you ain't
Cuz in my eyes you a freak and to your mom you a saint
And now you running around these clubs giving kitty for free
The same way you gave it to your man Jéan P
[Hook] [Repeat 2X]
Some people say I'm doing the most
But I got what I needed so I might as well brag and boast
Now in the bed you was doing the most
So I lay back and let you take the ride while I glide and coast
[Verse 2]
Ay man I do what I do and I lay where they lay
Had some girls that wasn't small but they pay like they weigh
I'm talking clothes and shoes, putting gas in my whip
I call them five in the morning and they don't even trip
Don't let the size intimidate you because they freak so reckless
At least you know in the morning you getting breakfast
Thick in the right places with they clothes on
Sometimes you take it off and it's...all wrong
Had this nubian chick with some golden dreads
Good with my words she believed all that I said
Long distance so it's a lot of texting and Skyping
I had her wet just off the words I was typing
That long distance love played anyway
She won't even speak to me to this day
She ignoring my text won't give me no holler
All she really want back is that $40
[Hook] [Repeat 2X]
Some people say I'm doing the most
But I got what I needed so I might as well brag and boast
Now in the bed you was doing the most
So I lay back and let you take the ride while I glide and coast
[Verse 3]
Cuz I done had older chicks that kept me in they mix
Give me a glass of wine while watching some Netflix
A girl who wants to be a feminist and politician
Was down for the campaign in all of my positions
My hippie chick who enjoyed nature and flowers
Getting all the free love I wanted for some hours
She loved my Woodstock but that was nothing like my Cleveland chick
But she was fighting man always in the streets and shit
I had crazy broads that didn't give a damn
Leaving comments like (Yaaaaaaas!) all on my Instagram
Girls that made me sad, girls that made me happy
Girls that's from Columbus, girls from Cincinnati
Girls that used to work on the stripper pole
Girls that never really tried ish before
Now some might get mad and some won't understand
But at the end of the day I'm a grown ass man
[Outro]
I'm just playing ladies you know the Puppy Eyed Playa love all yall
Uncle Jerry: Bullshit! [laughs]
OK here's a little story player's gather around
Imma show you how this Puppy Eyed Player get down
Man I never had to struggle when the times got hard
Had plenty girls coming off they food stamp card
Here's an example, one day I was bored on Twitter
I threw a crazy tweet out just knowing I could get her
She told me she was shy and she was scared to say shit
30 minutes later we was down in her basement
I thought she was a dog how she treated my bone
Screaming loud like she didn't say her mom was home
Had this chick with glasses who stayed on my mind
She was cute, cross eyes but oh so fine
And we would talk from the sun up til' it got dark
One day we decided to take a walk in the park
Now all my stories is real I don't tell no fables
We end up getting down on the picnic table
Man them goodies was speechless I ain't know what to say
Sad thing I ain't heard from her since that
Ay but I can't get mad do your thing sweetheart
I was cool I was the guy that gave you your start
You showed me who you is, but I know who you ain't
Cuz in my eyes you a freak and to your mom you a saint
And now you running around these clubs giving kitty for free
The same way you gave it to your man Jéan P
[Hook] [Repeat 2X]
Some people say I'm doing the most
But I got what I needed so I might as well brag and boast
Now in the bed you was doing the most
So I lay back and let you take the ride while I glide and coast
[Verse 2]
Ay man I do what I do and I lay where they lay
Had some girls that wasn't small but they pay like they weigh
I'm talking clothes and shoes, putting gas in my whip
I call them five in the morning and they don't even trip
Don't let the size intimidate you because they freak so reckless
At least you know in the morning you getting breakfast
Thick in the right places with they clothes on
Sometimes you take it off and it's...all wrong
Had this nubian chick with some golden dreads
Good with my words she believed all that I said
Long distance so it's a lot of texting and Skyping
I had her wet just off the words I was typing
That long distance love played anyway
She won't even speak to me to this day
She ignoring my text won't give me no holler
All she really want back is that $40
[Hook] [Repeat 2X]
Some people say I'm doing the most
But I got what I needed so I might as well brag and boast
Now in the bed you was doing the most
So I lay back and let you take the ride while I glide and coast
[Verse 3]
Cuz I done had older chicks that kept me in they mix
Give me a glass of wine while watching some Netflix
A girl who wants to be a feminist and politician
Was down for the campaign in all of my positions
My hippie chick who enjoyed nature and flowers
Getting all the free love I wanted for some hours
She loved my Woodstock but that was nothing like my Cleveland chick
But she was fighting man always in the streets and shit
I had crazy broads that didn't give a damn
Leaving comments like (Yaaaaaaas!) all on my Instagram
Girls that made me sad, girls that made me happy
Girls that's from Columbus, girls from Cincinnati
Girls that used to work on the stripper pole
Girls that never really tried ish before
Now some might get mad and some won't understand
But at the end of the day I'm a grown ass man
[Outro]
I'm just playing ladies you know the Puppy Eyed Playa love all yall
Uncle Jerry: Bullshit! [laughs]