Ryuuseigun mashup by Jan Misali Lyrics
PANASONIC BLU-RAY
Yes, hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again
Hmm, which one, man?
The one that goes BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Jason Derulo
No man, you're thinking of
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
SOME
Body once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
(Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play)
And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly
(Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid)
Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last
(And all that glitters is gold)
Need you by my side
(Only shooting stars break the mold)
Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
(It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder)
(You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older)
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky
(But the meteor men beg to differ)
(Judging by the hole in the satellite picture)
Can't you hear my heart beat so? I can't let you go
(The ice we skate is getting pretty thin)
(The water's getting warm so you might as well swim)
Want you in my life
(My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?)
(That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored)
When the pimp's in the crib, ma
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at you
Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot
Here comes Kirby to Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings his sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
낮에는 따사로운 인간적인 여자
커피 한잔의 여유를 아는, 품격 있는 여자
밤이 오면 심장이 뜨거워지는 여자
그런 반전 있는 여자
Mortal Kombat!
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh, no, don't touch that!)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find, to samu-samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need, I need my samurai
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth
Gimme your heart, make it real, or else forget about it
Two plus two is four
Minus one, that's three, quick maths
Every day, man's on the block
Smoke trees
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
I like the it
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
One, something's got to give
Two, something's got to give
Three, something's got to give
Now!
Pizza
P-I-Z-Z-A
Gimme pizza
Um, did I happen to say?
I want pizza
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
So now, we fly ever free, we're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness, our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away, we wait for the day
For the lives, all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on
And I say, hey
Hey
I said "hey, what's going on?"
And I say, hey
Hey
I said "hey"
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Big fingers in his ass
Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam going down
Welcome to the Space Jam (Space Jam)
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright (alright, alright)
Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now, you should have somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Hey, baby! how's it going?
This beat is non-stop
Hey, baby! listen to my phrase
I can give you
The sense of rhythm
Hey, baby! how's it going?
This beat is non-stop
Hey, baby! listen to my phrase
I can give you
The sense of rhythm
Awake, baby! trust me!
This beat is non-stop!
New groove in your soul
Oh yeah!
This beat!
You are growing up well
Awake, baby! trust me!
This beat is non-stop!
New groove in your soul
Oh yeah!
Hey, baby
Hold on to your ambition
Hey!
(They want you at work, so, girl, go do your job)
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
Fight!
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (mwah!)
He gon find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
Got my Saturday shorts on on a Saturday night
Got my Saturday shorts on and I'm feeling all right
Haters try to hate me and I say no way
Cause my Saturday shorts are on on Saturday
Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. so, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
(You should've picked Mercy)
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
(I'm not gonna be any kind of support)
So while you're here in my arms
(We ended up losing, and it's all your fault)
Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young
(Your tears are what I live for)
(I'm not gonna be Mercy)
We're gonna die young
(You should've picked any kind of support)
We're gonna die young
(We ended up losing, and you got all mad)
Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young
(You should learn how this game works)
Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
(Young hearts, out our minds)
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
(Running til we outta time)
Watching X-Files with no lights on
(Wild child's, looking good)
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
(Living hard just like we should)
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
(Don't care who's watching when we tearing it up (you know))
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
(That magic that we got, nobody can touch (fo sho))
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever, hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever, hour after hour
Work is never over
I'm at the Pizza Hut (what?)
I'm at the Taco Bell (what?)
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I'm at the Pizza Hut. (what?)
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
(I will travel across the land)
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
(Searching far and wide)
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
(Teach Pokémon to understand)
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
(The power that's inside)
(Creeper, aw man)
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eye-eyes
Cause baby, tonight
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls, straight masterpieces
Styling, wiling, living it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty (mwah!)
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money, break it down
Choking on your alibis
(Girls hit your hallelujah (woo!))
But it's just the price I pay
(Girls hit your hallelujah (woo!))
(Girls hit your hallelujah (woo!))
Destiny is calling me
(Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you)
(Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you)
Open up my eager eyes
(Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you)
(Saturday night and we in the spot)
(Don't believe me, just watch (come on))
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
But I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well, I guess we're gonna find out
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Well I believe it all is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we're gonna pretend
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
It's not looking like it
No, now it's kinda got like a little bucket back there, for him to do his shame in
Why would it- wh, what if you-
Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?)
Backpack where he keeps his applesauce
Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?)
Backpack where he keeps his applesauce
Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Hey, baby! how's it going?
(Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?))
What about Widowmaker? I'm already Widowmaker
(Backpack where he keeps his applesauce)
Someone, so while you're here in my arms
(Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave)
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
(Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young)
(Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave)
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
(Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?))
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
(Backpack where he keeps his applesauce)
Fight! hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
(When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot)
(Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave)
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
(Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?))
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
(Backpack where he keeps his applesauce)
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
(Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave)
My missionaries in a foreign field
(Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave)
Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?)
Backpack where he keeps his applesauce
Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."
Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse
Yes, hello, I was wondering if you could play that song again
Hmm, which one, man?
The one that goes BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Jason Derulo
No man, you're thinking of
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
SOME
Body once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
(Hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play)
And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly
(Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid)
Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last
(And all that glitters is gold)
Need you by my side
(Only shooting stars break the mold)
Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
(It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder)
(You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older)
And every time we kiss, I reach for the sky
(But the meteor men beg to differ)
(Judging by the hole in the satellite picture)
Can't you hear my heart beat so? I can't let you go
(The ice we skate is getting pretty thin)
(The water's getting warm so you might as well swim)
Want you in my life
(My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?)
(That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored)
When the pimp's in the crib, ma
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at you
Park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot, park it like it's hot
Here comes Kirby to Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings his sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!
낮에는 따사로운 인간적인 여자
커피 한잔의 여유를 아는, 품격 있는 여자
밤이 오면 심장이 뜨거워지는 여자
그런 반전 있는 여자
Mortal Kombat!
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Villain Number One
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh, no, don't touch that!)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One
Hey!
I've been searching in the woods
And high upon the hills
Just to find, to samu-samurai
Someone who won't regret
To keep me in his net
Yes I need, I need my samurai
Ay, ay, ay
I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly
Green, black and blue
Make the colors in the sky
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful
Murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
It's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of loving that can be so smooth
Gimme your heart, make it real, or else forget about it
Two plus two is four
Minus one, that's three, quick maths
Every day, man's on the block
Smoke trees
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack
You man were ducking
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
I like the it
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
(Here we go, here we go, here we go now)
One, nothing wrong with me
Two, nothing wrong with me
Three, nothing wrong with me
Four, nothing wrong with me
One, something's got to give
Two, something's got to give
Three, something's got to give
Now!
Pizza
P-I-Z-Z-A
Gimme pizza
Um, did I happen to say?
I want pizza
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
So now, we fly ever free, we're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness, our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown, far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away, we wait for the day
For the lives, all so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames, we carry on
And I say, hey
Hey
I said "hey, what's going on?"
And I say, hey
Hey
I said "hey"
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Fingers in his ass
Kanye West he likes
Big fingers in his ass
Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real jam going down
Welcome to the Space Jam (Space Jam)
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam
Alright (alright, alright)
Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you
By now, you should have somehow realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Hey, baby! how's it going?
This beat is non-stop
Hey, baby! listen to my phrase
I can give you
The sense of rhythm
Hey, baby! how's it going?
This beat is non-stop
Hey, baby! listen to my phrase
I can give you
The sense of rhythm
Awake, baby! trust me!
This beat is non-stop!
New groove in your soul
Oh yeah!
This beat!
You are growing up well
Awake, baby! trust me!
This beat is non-stop!
New groove in your soul
Oh yeah!
Hey, baby
Hold on to your ambition
Hey!
(They want you at work, so, girl, go do your job)
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
(Mia!) Mia Khalifa
Fight!
Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya (mwah!)
He gon find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
Got my Saturday shorts on on a Saturday night
Got my Saturday shorts on and I'm feeling all right
Haters try to hate me and I say no way
Cause my Saturday shorts are on on Saturday
Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. so, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
(You should've picked Mercy)
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
(I'm not gonna be any kind of support)
So while you're here in my arms
(We ended up losing, and it's all your fault)
Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young
(Your tears are what I live for)
(I'm not gonna be Mercy)
We're gonna die young
(You should've picked any kind of support)
We're gonna die young
(We ended up losing, and you got all mad)
Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young
(You should learn how this game works)
Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
(Young hearts, out our minds)
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
(Running til we outta time)
Watching X-Files with no lights on
(Wild child's, looking good)
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
(Living hard just like we should)
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like Sting, I'm tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
(Don't care who's watching when we tearing it up (you know))
Like Kurosawa, I make mad films, kay, I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
(That magic that we got, nobody can touch (fo sho))
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever, hour after hour
Work is never over
Work it harder, make it better
Do it faster, makes us stronger
More than ever, hour after hour
Work is never over
I'm at the Pizza Hut (what?)
I'm at the Taco Bell (what?)
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I'm at the Pizza Hut. (what?)
I'm at the Taco Bell
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Riding on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light
On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause
It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
(I will travel across the land)
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
(Searching far and wide)
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
(Teach Pokémon to understand)
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
(The power that's inside)
(Creeper, aw man)
So we back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
Side-side to side
This task, a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up
You hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no, it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes
Eyes-eye-eyes
Cause baby, tonight
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls, straight masterpieces
Styling, wiling, living it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty (mwah!)
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Call the police and the fireman
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I'm too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I'm too hot (hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money, break it down
Choking on your alibis
(Girls hit your hallelujah (woo!))
But it's just the price I pay
(Girls hit your hallelujah (woo!))
(Girls hit your hallelujah (woo!))
Destiny is calling me
(Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you)
(Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you)
Open up my eager eyes
(Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you)
(Saturday night and we in the spot)
(Don't believe me, just watch (come on))
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
But I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well, I guess we're gonna find out
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
Well I believe it all is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we're gonna pretend
Let's see how far we've come
Let's see how far we've come
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you'd gone there was never
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
It's not looking like it
No, now it's kinda got like a little bucket back there, for him to do his shame in
Why would it- wh, what if you-
Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?)
Backpack where he keeps his applesauce
Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?)
Backpack where he keeps his applesauce
Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Hey, baby! how's it going?
(Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?))
What about Widowmaker? I'm already Widowmaker
(Backpack where he keeps his applesauce)
Someone, so while you're here in my arms
(Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave)
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
(Let's make the most of the night, like we're gonna die young)
(Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave)
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
(Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?))
Drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot
(Backpack where he keeps his applesauce)
Fight! hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
(When the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot)
(Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave)
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
(Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?))
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
(Backpack where he keeps his applesauce)
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
(Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave)
My missionaries in a foreign field
(Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave)
Backpack for his applesauce (could you edit it?)
Backpack where he keeps his applesauce
Jaa'm's got the applesauce that you crave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Everybody catch his juicy Jaa'm wave
Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."
Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even worse