Conned by the lang by Jan Misali Lyrics

You have got to be
About the most
Superficial commenter on con-langues
Since the idiotic B. Gilson
So superficial

Did I miss the one
Where you said
Which of the conlangs you are fluent in
And can read at least three times a week
In even one year

(Uh, uh, uh, uh-uh!)

And in which you can read books
New books every week of even one year
And you can listen to
New radio shows
Every week?
New radio shows?
(Oh yeah!)

Yeah, I'm surprised that you don't know that there are
Esperanto radio shows put out every week
I thought you were supposed to be an expert
And, which of the conlangs are you fluent in?

Toki pono or whatever it is?
Give me a break, show me the bibliography
Show me the speaking language community

I suppose you think that's cute
What it makes you is a fraud