A Single Living Person Covid Christmas by Jacob Bloom Lyrics

Finally, Christmas is here
It's my favorite time of the year
But this year that doesn't apply
'Cause if I leave my house, I'll probably die

I love to frolic out in the snow
Or have a kiss under the mistletoe
But this Christmas I'm frozen in fear
So I'll play it safe and stay in here

This year I don't want a call on the phone
And I don't wanna talk over Zoom
No-one needs to see my underwear
Or the status of my living room

There's just one thing I want this year
And I'd give anything to get it
I'd try to make it happen myself
But I'd instantly regret it
Santa please, won't you listen to me
All I want is to see
A single living person for Christmas
Christmas Eve has come at last
Can't believe 12 months have passed
Since Saint Nick came last year
And since I've held another person near

I miss presents with my mom and dad
I miss the mistletoe thing really bad
In isolation, what can you do
When all your friends are stuck inside too

This Christmas I don't wanna stay up all night
Watching TikTokers trying to dance
Santa might walk in and see me
In my Joe Exotic underpants

There's just one thing I want this year
And I'd give anything to get it
I'd try to make it happen myself
But I'd instantly regret it
Santa please, won't you listen to me
All I want is to see
A single living person for Christmas

Woah oh
All I want is to see
A single living person for Christmas
Woah oh
All I want is to see
A single living person…