Straight Up Swindled by J Frosty Lyrics
I pulled up to the corner with baggy full of weed
When ma homie came up to me
Sayin he had no money
I was like da fuck u mean
Bruh you know you owe me
Then he tried to say sorry like some dick on maury
But i didn't give a shit
I punched him in the dick
Broke his nose with my fist
Then checked the rolex on my wrist
Cuz i was running late
I was tryna go on a date
With some bitch i met on instagram from a tbh and a rate
We were finna netflix and chill
After i made the dill
Of sellin weed to that chigga who forgota dolla bill
I was hella pissed
Of my opportunity missed
Of fuckin that bitch
With a simple flick of da wrist
I'm all g tho cuz i'm rolling around in tons of dough
And nonchalantly chillin here sippin on joe
Cuz i don't give a duck aboutta muthafuckin woe
And you know imma tryna smasha a hella fine ass hoe
Cuz that bitch was ugly anyways
I was gonna put a bag on her head
It's just that she bought me Js
Cuz i said i'd take her to my bed
But now i'm like no way
So i turned and straight up ran away
Cuz my junk in my trunk didn't want none a this
Gimme Js so i can dunk but after that you're dismissed
Please leave me all alone i insist
And lemme just assure you that you won't be missed
Anyways back to that chigga and the weed
A few hours before i was like bruh what u need
I was like boi i just got hella speed
But he was like naw fam i'm just tryna puff that reed
I was aight fosho after i agreed
We got set on a price that was guaranteed
He was ma boi so i wasn't tryna have greed
But he ain't ma boi anymo no indeed
Cuz that chigga did me a straight up swindle
My trust just automatically dwindled
While at the same time i gotta hella pissed and my rage got all kindled
I was like u mofo u know betta than to fuck with me
Imma open a can of whoop ass on you fosholy
Next time don't u dare make me even slightly angry
So you better make sure you pay for yo weed
Luckily i calmed down cuz i'm a levelheaded guy
But if i wasn't that ninja would fosho have died
I might have regretted it and maybe even started to cry
Nah i'm just kidding thats just straight up lie
Cuz fuck that stupid ninja
He's a fuckin bitch
He's lucky i didn't have my hand on the trigga
Or else he'd be dead in a ditch
This time he was lucky
But maybe next time not
If i were him i'd move to kentucky
And get out of my thoughts
Cuz you know i hold a grudge
And while i'm not one to judge
My sentiments don't budge and i can't be nudged
And fuck every single person that doesn't trudge on over to gimme fudge
So if you one of dem bitches that tries to screw me
By not gimme me fudge or not paying for yo weed
Lemme me just stop and take a moment to decree
That i got little something for yee
And it ain't somn with frivolities like a shoppin spree
It's more like i'll get a few of ma bois maybe 3
(and we'll beat you up till you scream like a banshee)
And trust me there'll be no mercy
It'll show you the brutality of reality
And what happens if you don't pay fo yo tree
Or pay back for anything matter of factuality
Bad shit happens to you when you try and test me
I promise i'll fuck you up and the result will be messy
So don't be crazy or lazy just fuckin pay me
I know you're stupid as fuck and your mind is hazy
And don't retaliate by tryin to haze me or taze me
It won't even work but even if it did it wouldn't faze me
Cuz i'm the hardest muthafucka you eva seen
And while i don't mean to demean or sound obscene
And nor do i do crystal methamphetamine
Im a lean and mean machine who cares about hygiene
So if you happen to be a dirty ass hoe
A dirty ass mofo like a straight up hobo
Then lemme just tell you that's gross and inappropro
And if you get near me then i'll be like aw hell naw bro
When ma homie came up to me
Sayin he had no money
I was like da fuck u mean
Bruh you know you owe me
Then he tried to say sorry like some dick on maury
But i didn't give a shit
I punched him in the dick
Broke his nose with my fist
Then checked the rolex on my wrist
Cuz i was running late
I was tryna go on a date
With some bitch i met on instagram from a tbh and a rate
We were finna netflix and chill
After i made the dill
Of sellin weed to that chigga who forgota dolla bill
I was hella pissed
Of my opportunity missed
Of fuckin that bitch
With a simple flick of da wrist
I'm all g tho cuz i'm rolling around in tons of dough
And nonchalantly chillin here sippin on joe
Cuz i don't give a duck aboutta muthafuckin woe
And you know imma tryna smasha a hella fine ass hoe
Cuz that bitch was ugly anyways
I was gonna put a bag on her head
It's just that she bought me Js
Cuz i said i'd take her to my bed
But now i'm like no way
So i turned and straight up ran away
Cuz my junk in my trunk didn't want none a this
Gimme Js so i can dunk but after that you're dismissed
Please leave me all alone i insist
And lemme just assure you that you won't be missed
Anyways back to that chigga and the weed
A few hours before i was like bruh what u need
I was like boi i just got hella speed
But he was like naw fam i'm just tryna puff that reed
I was aight fosho after i agreed
We got set on a price that was guaranteed
He was ma boi so i wasn't tryna have greed
But he ain't ma boi anymo no indeed
Cuz that chigga did me a straight up swindle
My trust just automatically dwindled
While at the same time i gotta hella pissed and my rage got all kindled
I was like u mofo u know betta than to fuck with me
Imma open a can of whoop ass on you fosholy
Next time don't u dare make me even slightly angry
So you better make sure you pay for yo weed
Luckily i calmed down cuz i'm a levelheaded guy
But if i wasn't that ninja would fosho have died
I might have regretted it and maybe even started to cry
Nah i'm just kidding thats just straight up lie
Cuz fuck that stupid ninja
He's a fuckin bitch
He's lucky i didn't have my hand on the trigga
Or else he'd be dead in a ditch
This time he was lucky
But maybe next time not
If i were him i'd move to kentucky
And get out of my thoughts
Cuz you know i hold a grudge
And while i'm not one to judge
My sentiments don't budge and i can't be nudged
And fuck every single person that doesn't trudge on over to gimme fudge
So if you one of dem bitches that tries to screw me
By not gimme me fudge or not paying for yo weed
Lemme me just stop and take a moment to decree
That i got little something for yee
And it ain't somn with frivolities like a shoppin spree
It's more like i'll get a few of ma bois maybe 3
(and we'll beat you up till you scream like a banshee)
And trust me there'll be no mercy
It'll show you the brutality of reality
And what happens if you don't pay fo yo tree
Or pay back for anything matter of factuality
Bad shit happens to you when you try and test me
I promise i'll fuck you up and the result will be messy
So don't be crazy or lazy just fuckin pay me
I know you're stupid as fuck and your mind is hazy
And don't retaliate by tryin to haze me or taze me
It won't even work but even if it did it wouldn't faze me
Cuz i'm the hardest muthafucka you eva seen
And while i don't mean to demean or sound obscene
And nor do i do crystal methamphetamine
Im a lean and mean machine who cares about hygiene
So if you happen to be a dirty ass hoe
A dirty ass mofo like a straight up hobo
Then lemme just tell you that's gross and inappropro
And if you get near me then i'll be like aw hell naw bro