Grease Man by Izeus Lyrics
Intro: Izeus (McLovin')]
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely, food, definitely, definitely freezer)
Yeah, yeah
[Verse 1: Izeus]
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
For having protein undentured
Hence, if I should draw the line on any food sources
If so to what plantation
If at any should I go
Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the lunchroom on the blue side
They say I cause extensive
Bread-crumb damage to the bran when I go to strenthen this
Far at other peoples' food expenses
I say you're all just too goshdarn sensitive
It's craftsmanship
And it's down right happening
Let's end this supper now cause I won't stand for this
And Wolfgang Puck won't cook for him neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent spice sticks in my refrigerator
Right next to the tomato
And the cheese must have put some mold on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Betty Crocker
I killed Bobby Flay, I killed Bobby--Flay
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Mayonnaise: The white Chronic
[Hook: Izeus]
Cause I ain't got no knives!
Or no grapes, rice and meat like
Sauce, and noodlez...
This song is so stupid!!!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is....
Grease Man
[Verse 2: McLovin']
Now in the cookbook it says
Though shall not mix two ingredients that are bad
Or put depression pills in instead but who’s to say that that’s fair to say
I am to say that the grease man is greatest man on the earth
He’ll grab your dick and check the girth
If you did or didn't want it he just wants to fuck you right in the ass
And I like to go into detail but what if it is a slut am I gay I hope I clear this up cause I just want to be a big gay fuck
[Hook: McLovin']
Cause I ain't got no knives!
Or no grapes, rice and meat like
Sauce, and noodlez...
This song is so stupid!!!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is....
Grease Man
Yeah
(Definitely, definitely, definitely, food, definitely, definitely freezer)
Yeah, yeah
[Verse 1: Izeus]
You find me offensive, I find you offensive
For having protein undentured
Hence, if I should draw the line on any food sources
If so to what plantation
If at any should I go
Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the lunchroom on the blue side
They say I cause extensive
Bread-crumb damage to the bran when I go to strenthen this
Far at other peoples' food expenses
I say you're all just too goshdarn sensitive
It's craftsmanship
And it's down right happening
Let's end this supper now cause I won't stand for this
And Wolfgang Puck won't cook for him neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent spice sticks in my refrigerator
Right next to the tomato
And the cheese must have put some mold on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Betty Crocker
I killed Bobby Flay, I killed Bobby--Flay
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Mayonnaise: The white Chronic
[Hook: Izeus]
Cause I ain't got no knives!
Or no grapes, rice and meat like
Sauce, and noodlez...
This song is so stupid!!!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is....
Grease Man
[Verse 2: McLovin']
Now in the cookbook it says
Though shall not mix two ingredients that are bad
Or put depression pills in instead but who’s to say that that’s fair to say
I am to say that the grease man is greatest man on the earth
He’ll grab your dick and check the girth
If you did or didn't want it he just wants to fuck you right in the ass
And I like to go into detail but what if it is a slut am I gay I hope I clear this up cause I just want to be a big gay fuck
[Hook: McLovin']
Cause I ain't got no knives!
Or no grapes, rice and meat like
Sauce, and noodlez...
This song is so stupid!!!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by these peppers my new name is....
Grease Man