Ron Swanson by IsaiahThe3rd Lyrics
Ron Swanson, flow grimey like Ivan Johnson
Maneuvering through Gotham, ain't nobody could stop him
Projects diabolical, evil down to his follicles
I remember when my heart was my greatest obstacle
Swagger thanks to monacles, anything is possible
Wait -- not for everybody, hope they learn in time
Steak and wine, perfect meal after perfect crimes
Let that jewelry shine, then I'm sorry madame what's yours is mine
If I want it then I'll get it, middle school for the gifted
Professor X was always hating but the women teachers loved me
Well, how you explain me passing if I never studied?
Troubles coming but the wolf is super cunning
Women baked me muffins
Tryna cuddle like I'm made of stuffing
My metal parts just need some buffing, at home or in public
Sort of subtle but when it shows, its really hard to muzzle
Fell once, now I catch myself every time I stumble
I was born to die, I felt like B.I
Now I'm like Lio Messi, hat tricks in this Fifa
Pulling off these moves that you will only see once
Sold out arenas well maybe I'm just a dreamer
One day they gon listen to the villain right?
One day they gon show me where their women hide
Since I'm told that I'm all their type
Ron Swanson, every time I put it down women go unconscious
Lately, I've been compared to a monster
But a comparison from anyone but me just seems bonkers
Who's responsible? Bank accounts will be held accountable
Ponzi schemes taken from my father's dreams
Pretty soon everybody gon be feelin my style
White girls gon be going Olivia Wilde
Black girls want Destiny's Child
I'm gon give it to em, take what you could handle
A lesson for my women
Foul intentions, I'll put to bed any misconceptions
Kansas city shuffle like they went the wrong direction
If you hear my records you'll think every song's a hit like you're listening to Tekken
I'm the bomb but undetected nigga
I prefer if I rolled my swishers
You know trust issues
Many claim to have your back but don't really fuck with you
Still I'm never uncomfortable
Cuz living like the man's the only lifestyle I'm accustomed to
Maneuvering through Gotham, ain't nobody could stop him
Projects diabolical, evil down to his follicles
I remember when my heart was my greatest obstacle
Swagger thanks to monacles, anything is possible
Wait -- not for everybody, hope they learn in time
Steak and wine, perfect meal after perfect crimes
Let that jewelry shine, then I'm sorry madame what's yours is mine
If I want it then I'll get it, middle school for the gifted
Professor X was always hating but the women teachers loved me
Well, how you explain me passing if I never studied?
Troubles coming but the wolf is super cunning
Women baked me muffins
Tryna cuddle like I'm made of stuffing
My metal parts just need some buffing, at home or in public
Sort of subtle but when it shows, its really hard to muzzle
Fell once, now I catch myself every time I stumble
I was born to die, I felt like B.I
Now I'm like Lio Messi, hat tricks in this Fifa
Pulling off these moves that you will only see once
Sold out arenas well maybe I'm just a dreamer
One day they gon listen to the villain right?
One day they gon show me where their women hide
Since I'm told that I'm all their type
Ron Swanson, every time I put it down women go unconscious
Lately, I've been compared to a monster
But a comparison from anyone but me just seems bonkers
Who's responsible? Bank accounts will be held accountable
Ponzi schemes taken from my father's dreams
Pretty soon everybody gon be feelin my style
White girls gon be going Olivia Wilde
Black girls want Destiny's Child
I'm gon give it to em, take what you could handle
A lesson for my women
Foul intentions, I'll put to bed any misconceptions
Kansas city shuffle like they went the wrong direction
If you hear my records you'll think every song's a hit like you're listening to Tekken
I'm the bomb but undetected nigga
I prefer if I rolled my swishers
You know trust issues
Many claim to have your back but don't really fuck with you
Still I'm never uncomfortable
Cuz living like the man's the only lifestyle I'm accustomed to