Wizards v. Aliens by Iron Buddha Lyrics

There was a mage from the east who looked up to the sky
He lost his shit when he saw that ship
Because a wizard ain't never seen anything like that before

We are the modern aliens
The mothership has landed
We've got the fancy weapons
And we're coming for you

We are the modern aliens
Light speed laser cannons
We've got fancy weapons

He put his staff in the air to bring that bastard down
They can't get by with their evil lies
And their tiny little hands and their big old fluffy hair

We are the modern aliens
The mothership has landed
We've got the fancy weapons
And we're coming for you
We are the modern aliens
Light speed laser cannons
We'll have all your women

Master alien, you look just like an over sized cheese puff
Take your backwards ways and get the hell off of my planet

We've got the magic touch and we ain't gonna deal with none of your nonsense
Take your backwards ways and get right the hell off of my planet