The Suffering of the Citizen significantly abridged and made worse by Ingelbor Stroganoff Lyrics

the Citizen:
Finding a treehouse

Garfielf:
Food is trash

the Citizen:
Garfield, I have no girlfriend!
You are cheese.
Why are you so viable?

Garfielf:
I have soul
It's Odie shift time of apparel

the Citizen:
Dog stops time
No god is safe

Garfielf:
No god exists
*kicks Odie*
the Citizen:
GAAAAAAAA!!!

Garfielf:
Democracy is a dream.
Hope is lost

the Citizen:
Garrett you fancy trouser

Garfielf:
I despise time
I am ugly people do not eat pasta

the Citizen:
Home is in the heart especially in the city of Garmfield

Garfielf:
The votes start now

the Citizen:
Three is awful for feast

Garfielf:
Children are hungry
the Citizen:
Mexico is famine

Garfielf:
Children are hungry

the Citizen:
Add then divide Hamburg

Garfielf:
FIVE

the Citizen:
Shakespeare is retarded
My life is in the farm
There is no government
Cat is fat