Narc in a Melvins Tee by Husbands (OKC) Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Kicked out of the first pool
By a narc in a Melvin's T-shirt
Keeper of the house rules
Sippin' on a PBR

[Chorus]
She was gonna buy you
A ticket to the big show
We are gonna try to
Not underwhelm

[Verse 2]
Bungled it the first time
Now we're bringing in a Ringo
You see the key to life is
Stroking on the ego

[Chorus]
She was gonna buy you
A ticket to the big show
At least we are gonna try, too
(Total sellout!)
[Verse 3]
Buzzkill botched the algebra
It's not a zero sum game
Banking on a rally, bruh
It won't make up the difference