Qdoba by Homosneksual Lyrics
[Intro spoken]
Hey, I just wanna shoutout Qdoba for being dope as fuck
Best Mexican food, on my life, MMM
Fuck the rest, fuck your cheap-ass Taco Bell
We winnin so we eatin good
Now to the song
[Verse 1]
Flexin' on a Lexus bought from Texas eatin' Tex-Mex
Y'all dudes like some chicken, finger flickin' just like Tech Decks
Do so much speed NASCAR ain't got shit on me
Got a new French hoe with me and I make her c'est la vie
Sip lean from a Mason jar cause I love the environment
Life is like an iPhone game: free to play but pay to win
Eat that booty meat like my name is Asperger
Halt the game like Gandalf, you shall not go any further
This right here's the apex, I'm as flexible as latex
So I ain't goin' anywhere, you rappers better get some rest
'Cause you can't sleep much harder than you did on me
But it's okay, you can cry on my shoulder if you need
But I ain't finished yet, this is just the start my friend
You diss me but then you go complain that you ain't relevant
I got more bitches in line than the DMV
Take a number, take a seat if you wanna one on one with me
Be warned, I'll slump you hard like Stone with a ski mask
Knock you on your back so fast you'll see your granddaddy's past
Lose my mind on y'all like Michael Gira with some LSD
Set the bar high like Lovell blazing weed on 'Pollo 13
Fuck a Nazi chick, listening to Death Grips
Mow down white supremacists with an M1 Garand clip
Don't worry, I'm also going after all the communists
Line up all the Castroists and then I make them eat my shit
They ain't starve like Stalin tho, gotta give me that much
My girl Midas, got me hard as gold, she got that magic touch
Go off like an addict who ain't snort coke in an hour
Smith you two L's like your name was Will without the power
I'm from the 360, I can see all around me
So you backstabbers better find a way to get me
You're a bad actor, I know who really fucks with me
Bitch I'm Kendrick, mad kid in a good city
[Bridge]
Hold up, I'm not finished yet
[Verse 2]
Now wait a minute, who's this little bitch that's talkin' shit?
Send me your address so I can show you how we get it
I'm Cuban, but I'm kill shit like my name was white terror
Careful you don't cross me or you'll have your head severed
Did I ever tell you 'bout the time I nearly killed a bitch?
Yeah, around that time I was prolly bout the age of six
I went to a prep school full of snotty kids and privileges
Everybody always treated me like the retarded kid
Therapy for three years but I fucking doubt it did shit
It's still real hard for me to act like I'm not autistic
So this kid named Andrew was pickin' on me for how I act
I didn't like that, so I chased him with the intent to attack
Grabbed a rock, tossed it hoping to KO that fucking bitch
Missed and hit a girl up on the head, her name was Allison
Brain damage, almost got juvenile detention
It was an accident, but I'd sure as hell do it again
Bitch!
Hey, I just wanna shoutout Qdoba for being dope as fuck
Best Mexican food, on my life, MMM
Fuck the rest, fuck your cheap-ass Taco Bell
We winnin so we eatin good
Now to the song
[Verse 1]
Flexin' on a Lexus bought from Texas eatin' Tex-Mex
Y'all dudes like some chicken, finger flickin' just like Tech Decks
Do so much speed NASCAR ain't got shit on me
Got a new French hoe with me and I make her c'est la vie
Sip lean from a Mason jar cause I love the environment
Life is like an iPhone game: free to play but pay to win
Eat that booty meat like my name is Asperger
Halt the game like Gandalf, you shall not go any further
This right here's the apex, I'm as flexible as latex
So I ain't goin' anywhere, you rappers better get some rest
'Cause you can't sleep much harder than you did on me
But it's okay, you can cry on my shoulder if you need
But I ain't finished yet, this is just the start my friend
You diss me but then you go complain that you ain't relevant
I got more bitches in line than the DMV
Take a number, take a seat if you wanna one on one with me
Be warned, I'll slump you hard like Stone with a ski mask
Knock you on your back so fast you'll see your granddaddy's past
Lose my mind on y'all like Michael Gira with some LSD
Set the bar high like Lovell blazing weed on 'Pollo 13
Fuck a Nazi chick, listening to Death Grips
Mow down white supremacists with an M1 Garand clip
Don't worry, I'm also going after all the communists
Line up all the Castroists and then I make them eat my shit
They ain't starve like Stalin tho, gotta give me that much
My girl Midas, got me hard as gold, she got that magic touch
Go off like an addict who ain't snort coke in an hour
Smith you two L's like your name was Will without the power
I'm from the 360, I can see all around me
So you backstabbers better find a way to get me
You're a bad actor, I know who really fucks with me
Bitch I'm Kendrick, mad kid in a good city
[Bridge]
Hold up, I'm not finished yet
[Verse 2]
Now wait a minute, who's this little bitch that's talkin' shit?
Send me your address so I can show you how we get it
I'm Cuban, but I'm kill shit like my name was white terror
Careful you don't cross me or you'll have your head severed
Did I ever tell you 'bout the time I nearly killed a bitch?
Yeah, around that time I was prolly bout the age of six
I went to a prep school full of snotty kids and privileges
Everybody always treated me like the retarded kid
Therapy for three years but I fucking doubt it did shit
It's still real hard for me to act like I'm not autistic
So this kid named Andrew was pickin' on me for how I act
I didn't like that, so I chased him with the intent to attack
Grabbed a rock, tossed it hoping to KO that fucking bitch
Missed and hit a girl up on the head, her name was Allison
Brain damage, almost got juvenile detention
It was an accident, but I'd sure as hell do it again
Bitch!