Dirt Minecraft parody by Homosneksual Lyrics

[Intro]
What
Shoutout to the
SESH Discord

[Hook]
You say you got them diamonds but I've never seen you mine
You say you got a sword but those mobs kill you at night
You say you on the server but I don't see you online
You should be scared of me bitch because I'm Herobrine
(x2)

[Verse]
Swervin off, my chest closed
The mine's where I call home
Diamond pick to this fuckin stone
If you grief me, i'ma kill your wolf
Mushroom stew on my white skin
Find a wolf, feed him a bone
Chomp chomp on some pork
Always eat so I'm cooking more
Mining down
Mining down
See the sword but don't hear a sound
Mining round
Mining round
Crackin stone while I'm underground
Check the server list, no mods around
Grief it all down to the ground
Cause Steve's back in town
I ain't got no fucking chain, I ain't got no diamond ring
Young Markus Persson, all these miners know my fuckin name
If you see me out the mine you know I got the blade
If you see me in the mine you know I got the blade
100 bones in my pocket but that shit is not for me
I feed it to my wolf watch him drop down to his knees
Diamonds in my chest I want Minecraft on Steam
These miners tryna scheme cause I look like Minecraft Steve

[Hook x2]