Deep C Odyssey by Holy Molar Lyrics

Praytell whats this vessel sinking in my eggcreme
Upon a closer look thy turkey neck gave way
To spite the mysterious lump in question
However, roadraging hormones cracked off the crown jewels
And with my taste of freedom I lept watch for pirates
Luckily, my skeleton key lies lubed up in your treasure chest
To swarth in borrowed booty
Yar! 'Twas with a sheer stroke of genious
I donned your blue beard and like a harpooned spermwhale
I lampoiled up and sunk to such depths that I rewrote Jules Verne