Michael Scott by Hellraiser Lyrics

[Intro]
Why is everything chrome?

[Chorus]
Feel like Michael Scott
And i’m fucking lost
Trippin’ lsd
In the Fendi socks
Hellraiser bitch
The punk you love to hate
No drama bitch
So why you throwing shade
You still ain’t getting paid
Imma die today
And pave the fucking way
For all the boys
In the grave
Rock my chains
Like a slave
Blow my brains
Imma die
Imma die
Imma die today
[Verse]
Feel like Michael Scott
And i’m fucking lost
Trippin’ lsd
In the Fendi socks
Hellraiser bitch
The punk you love to hate
No drama bitch
So why you throwing shade
You still ain’t getting paid
Imma die today
And pave the fucking way
For all the boys
In the grave
Rock my chains
Like a slave
Blow my brains
Imma die
Imma die
Imma die today

[Interlude]
And you said, you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then when you said that you might want to have kids and I wasn't so sure, Who had the vasectomy reversed? And then when you said you defintely didn't want to have kids, who had it reversed back? Snip snap! Snip snap! Snip snap! I did. You have no idea the physical toll, that three vasectomies have on a person. And I bought this condo to fill with children
I am so sorry that I don’t want to bring kids into this screwed up world okay? But look, if you want to have kids then fine you win! Let’s have a fucking kid!

[Chorus]
Feel like Michael Scott
And i’m fucking lost
Trippin’ lsd
In the Fendi socks
Hellraiser bitch
The punk you love to hate
No drama bitch
So why you throwing shade
You still ain’t getting paid
Imma die today
And pave the fucking way
For all the boys
In the grave
Rock my chains
Like a slave
Blow my brains
Imma die
Imma die
Imma die today