Designer Panda by HeDLesS Lyrics
Wear a designer bandana
With a suit thats shaped like a panda
You gon make me fly off the handle
You can call me tony montana
150 miles from atlanta
El chimpo go eat a banana
I will not take a standa
For this liberal propa-damn-ganda
All hillary does is pander
Her whole life is a scandal
But nobody lights up the candle
Expose every damn memoranda
The other choice is bananas
...Bernie Sanders...
He acts like the taxpayers are santa
He's crazy as hannah montana
Let’s send them all to sri lanka
While we have a party in Tampa
I'll call up tony danza
You call up lambda lambda
I'll get Blake and Miranda
You get Carlos Santana
We’re gonna have a bonanza
Everybody there gonna have their hands up
Like i was a bandit
With no abandon
I know this is random
But on stage i go ham some
Out come a bear and a panda
Riding a tandem
With a suit thats shaped like a panda
You gon make me fly off the handle
You can call me tony montana
150 miles from atlanta
El chimpo go eat a banana
I will not take a standa
For this liberal propa-damn-ganda
All hillary does is pander
Her whole life is a scandal
But nobody lights up the candle
Expose every damn memoranda
The other choice is bananas
...Bernie Sanders...
He acts like the taxpayers are santa
He's crazy as hannah montana
Let’s send them all to sri lanka
While we have a party in Tampa
I'll call up tony danza
You call up lambda lambda
I'll get Blake and Miranda
You get Carlos Santana
We’re gonna have a bonanza
Everybody there gonna have their hands up
Like i was a bandit
With no abandon
I know this is random
But on stage i go ham some
Out come a bear and a panda
Riding a tandem