Phermented Phalanges by Harvey Dent 2 Lyrics

Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Won't you be my friend and spend time with me today?

Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Won't you be my friend and spend time with me today?

(KILL!)

Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Won't you be my friend and spend time with me today?

Time to cut your toenails
Cut 'em if you want
If you do not want to your toenails will get too long [Time to cut your parents]
My toenails are two feet long, they are too long [Time to cut your parents] (KILL)
I am going to impale myself with my toеnails
If my toenails are not neatly trimmеd I do not like the look of them
[Time to cut your parents, time to cut your parents, time to cut your parents, time to cut your parents]

I love my Mom (Time to cut your parents)
I love my Dad
Love your Mom and say hi to your Dad (Wait, wait)
I love my Mom

Will you be my friend?
Will you be my friend?
Won't you be my friend and spend time with me today? (My toenails are too long)

[I cut my toenails into a knife I'm going to end your miserable life.]
My toenails are too long, I dongdaieigfuwaid aah
[I am going to kill you with my sharpened toenails. DIE DIE DIE!]
(KILL)

My toenails are too long, they are too long
My toenails make me uncomfortable when I am in a social setting (KILL)
I have to wear open front shoes or sandals
Because my toenails are just too long
They go through my shoes and my socks and my shoes
[We do not have the same problem]
When I'm walking down the street [Cut your parents, cut your parents]
My toenails kiss the street [Cut your parents, cut your parents] (KILL!)

(I would never cut my parents)
[KILL!]