Dressing Song Do-Me-Do Duds by Hans Conried and Chorus Lyrics

[Verse]

Hans
Come on and dress me dress me dress me
In my finest array
'Cause just in case you haven't heard
Today is do-me-do day
Dress me in my silver garters
Dress me in my diamond studs
'Cause I'm going do-me-doing in my do-me-do duds

I want my undulating undies with the marabou frills
I want my beautiful bolero with the porcupine quills
I want my purple nylon girdle with the orange blossom buds
'Cause I'm going do-me-doing in my do-me-do duds

Come on and dress me dress me, dress me
In my peekaboo blousе
With the lovely interlining madе of Chesapeake mouse
I want my polka-dotted dickey with the crinoline fringe
For I'm going do-me-doing on a do-me-do binge
I want my lavender spats and in addition to them
I want my honey-colored gusset with the herringbone hem
I want my softest little jacket made of watermelon suede
And my long persimmon placket with the platinum braid

I want my leg-of-mutton sleeves and in addition to those
I want my cutie chamois booties with the leopard skin bows
I want my pink-brocaded bodice with the fluffy, fuzzy ruffs
And my gorgeous bright blue bloomers with the monkey feather cuffs

I want my organdy snood and in addition to that
I want my chiffon Mother Hubbard lined with Hudson Bay rat

Dress me up from top to bottom
Dress me up from tip to toe
Dress me up in silken spinach for today is do-me-do
Do-me-do day
Do-me-do day

So come and dress me in the blossoms of a million pink trees
Come on and dress me up in liverwurst and Camembert cheese
Come on and dress me up in pretzels
Dress me up in bock beer suds

Hans and Chorus
'Cause I'm going ('Cause he's going)
Do-me-doing (Do-me-doing)
In my do-oh-oh-oh (In his do-oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh)
Me-do duds (Me-do duds)