Judge Judy by Hannibal Buress Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah
Everybody gotta story, you know?
Fifty-two hundred episodes
Yeah

[Chorus]
Judge Judge Judge Judge
Judge Judge Judge Judge
Judge Judy Judge Judy Judge Judy
(Jud- Jud- Jud- Judge)

[Sample]
Your mother cares what you believe, maybe your sister cares what you believe
Maybe your mother cares how you feel, maybe your sister cares how you feel, feel
The law doesn't give a rat's ass about how you feel

[Verse 1: Hannibal Buress]
Judge Judy, remember me?
I was on an episode in 2003
Yeah, I was the defendant and you doubted me
Cuz they said I didn't pay rent for a thousand weeks (twenty years)
I am a squatter B, I can't live in squalor, see
Plus I got-
All these baby mommas
So, I had to learn the law
And just cut out this one cost for me
Pay rent for three months
Then get the house for free
This is awesome B! (This is awesome B!)
Yeah, yeah
I'm a thug truly
Favorite movie (Huh? What?)
When I think about it
Gotta say I love Rudy
Don't try to push or shove through me
I'm not bouncing y'all
Show some love to me
Put me on Judge Judy
[Chorus: Hannibal Buress & Ron Lamont]
Judge Judy Judge Judy
Judge Judge Judy Judge Judge Judy
Judge Judy Judge Judy

[Verse 2: Hannibal Buress]
Judge Judy, the formula
Is all over TV
A judge with charisma
Gives up the good word
And that's, what they will be

Some of them achieve
They do it
Judge Mathis is one of the people
But he is not Judge Judy
So you all can’t be looked at as equals

They all look up to you, financially
But they cannot get on the floor
Cuz even if they are double digit millionaires
Compared to Judge Judy
They're poor
(Aaaaahhhhhhhhh)

[Chorus x2: Hannibal Buress & Ron Lamont]
Judge Judy Judge Judy
Judge Judge Judy Judge Judge Judy
Judge Judy Judge Judy
(Jud- Jud- Jud- Judge)
Judge Judy
Yeah!