Cheap Buttons by Guided by Voices Lyrics

10 billion Ringo fans
Can’t be all wrong
Target your audience
Then write them a song

Cheap buttons
That say something simple
A catchier phrase
For popping a pimple

Elemental quickster
With mercury ink
Write something kitschy
Then make it sink

Like a good tattoo
Or permanent marker
Some like it less
Some like it darker

Cheap buttons...
Cheap buttons fall off your shirt...

10 billion Ringo fans
Can’t be wrong