HOW TO APPLY FOR A JOB by Gucci Gods Lyrics
[INTRO]
Hey how's it goin'?
I see that your hobbies include... uh
Uh, fuckin' bitches and and getting bread
Is this correct?
Nah
OK, alright uh, t-that's great
Do you happen to own an automobile?
Nah
[Verse]
I take 10 xans
Do I qualify for this job? (Do I qualify for this job?)
I take another xan
Do I still, qualify for this job? (Still qualify for this job?)
I'm xan'd out man (I'm xan'd out man)
I can't see shit (I can't see shit)
Oh my God (Oh my Lord)
Where's my bitch (Where she at?)
Man, [?] where I'm at (Man, [?] where I'm at)
Man, [?] where I'm at (Man, [?] where I'm at)
I don't even know where I'm at
[Bridge]
Alright, um, uh, uh
Why do you think you qualify for this job?
[Verse]
I like to pop
I like popping xans (I do)
Do I qualify for this job? (Qualify)
I like popping xans (I do)
Do I qualify for this job? (Qualify)
I like popping xans (I do)
Do I qualify for this job? (Qualify)
I like to pop a xan (I do)
I qualify for this job (Qualify)
[Bridge]
Um, um, um
I believe you might have a drug addiction
I know this job does not require an, um
Drug test, but I do not feel comfortable hiring you
[Verse]
Pop a Xan (Pop it)
Pop a Xan (Pop it)
Pop a Xan (Pop it)
Smoke a Xan (Pop it)
Smoke a Xan (Pop it)
Smoke a Xan (Pop it)
Pop a [?]
Pop a [?] (Yeah)
Pop a [?] (Yeah)
Pop ten pills (Yeah)
Pop ten pills (Yeah)
Pop ten pills (Yeah)
Pop a [?]
Pop a [?]
Pop another [?], pop 10 pills (Yeah)
Pop a percocet (Yeah)
Pop a percocet (Yeah)
Smoke fuckin' hash (Yeah)
Smoke fuckin' hash (Yeah)
Inject heroin in my fuckin' veins (Yeah)
Inject heroin in my fuckin' veins (Yeah)
Crack cocaine in my motherfuckin' brain (Yeah)
Crack cocaine in my motherfuckin' brain (Yeah)
Inject cement in my system (Yeah)
Inject cement in my system (Yeah)
Mutatin' my mo'fuckin' sister (Yeah)
[?] y'all fuckin' sister (Sister)
I'm gon' give her some crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Hell, yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' do [?] (Yeah)
I'm gon' drink Cap' Morgan (Yeah)
I'm gon' drink some lean (On it)
I'm gon' drink protein (On it)
Imma gon' snort crack and do crack (On it)
Imma gon' snort crack and smoke crack (On it)
Imma gon' snort coke and do crack (On it)
Imma do a line of dirt (Yeah)
Man I'm dead in the dirt (I'm dead)
Man I'm dead in the dirt (i'm dead)
Nigga I'm dead in the dirt (I'm hurt, I'm hurt)
Kids, don't smoke a xan (Don't do it)
Kids, don't smoke the xan (Don't do it)
Ughh, I'm dead nigga
[Bridge]
Alright, uh, I don't know, uh, honestly
I'm gonna talk to my man-EUGH!
[Verse]
Fuck man
Everybody get the fuck down on the ground (Get down)
I got a pistol and only got one round (Just one)
Can't afford any more man, fuck these bitches (I can't)
Walk up in the bank just to kill a couple of snitches
Don't rat on me, you fuckin' [?] (Don't do it)
If you see me, I'm in the back smokin' [?] (Everyday)
I'll give you my CD man, I don' give a fuck
Rate me, subscribe on my duck (Hell no)
Don't trust my bitch mane, don't subscribe
I'm the designated driver man, but I cannot drive (I can't)
Got the liquor bottle on me at all times (Everyday)
I'll shoot yo' bitch with a revolver [?] (R.I.P)
I don't give a fuck about that bitch, I got a ski mask
Imma walk up in the bank, imma fuckin' pull it off
Look at my face bitch, imma throw a molotov
I don't fuck with that bitch, man that bitch a ratchet (Fuck that bitch man)
I ain't talking Clank, and pull up mane (Damn)
I ain't got that dank shit (I hate that bitch)
Gotta rob everybody, finessin' on the streets
Kill everybody man, fuck you
Hey how's it goin'?
I see that your hobbies include... uh
Uh, fuckin' bitches and and getting bread
Is this correct?
Nah
OK, alright uh, t-that's great
Do you happen to own an automobile?
Nah
[Verse]
I take 10 xans
Do I qualify for this job? (Do I qualify for this job?)
I take another xan
Do I still, qualify for this job? (Still qualify for this job?)
I'm xan'd out man (I'm xan'd out man)
I can't see shit (I can't see shit)
Oh my God (Oh my Lord)
Where's my bitch (Where she at?)
Man, [?] where I'm at (Man, [?] where I'm at)
Man, [?] where I'm at (Man, [?] where I'm at)
I don't even know where I'm at
[Bridge]
Alright, um, uh, uh
Why do you think you qualify for this job?
[Verse]
I like to pop
I like popping xans (I do)
Do I qualify for this job? (Qualify)
I like popping xans (I do)
Do I qualify for this job? (Qualify)
I like popping xans (I do)
Do I qualify for this job? (Qualify)
I like to pop a xan (I do)
I qualify for this job (Qualify)
[Bridge]
Um, um, um
I believe you might have a drug addiction
I know this job does not require an, um
Drug test, but I do not feel comfortable hiring you
[Verse]
Pop a Xan (Pop it)
Pop a Xan (Pop it)
Pop a Xan (Pop it)
Smoke a Xan (Pop it)
Smoke a Xan (Pop it)
Smoke a Xan (Pop it)
Pop a [?]
Pop a [?] (Yeah)
Pop a [?] (Yeah)
Pop ten pills (Yeah)
Pop ten pills (Yeah)
Pop ten pills (Yeah)
Pop a [?]
Pop a [?]
Pop another [?], pop 10 pills (Yeah)
Pop a percocet (Yeah)
Pop a percocet (Yeah)
Smoke fuckin' hash (Yeah)
Smoke fuckin' hash (Yeah)
Inject heroin in my fuckin' veins (Yeah)
Inject heroin in my fuckin' veins (Yeah)
Crack cocaine in my motherfuckin' brain (Yeah)
Crack cocaine in my motherfuckin' brain (Yeah)
Inject cement in my system (Yeah)
Inject cement in my system (Yeah)
Mutatin' my mo'fuckin' sister (Yeah)
[?] y'all fuckin' sister (Sister)
I'm gon' give her some crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Hell, yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' give yo bitch crack (Yeah)
I'm gon' do [?] (Yeah)
I'm gon' drink Cap' Morgan (Yeah)
I'm gon' drink some lean (On it)
I'm gon' drink protein (On it)
Imma gon' snort crack and do crack (On it)
Imma gon' snort crack and smoke crack (On it)
Imma gon' snort coke and do crack (On it)
Imma do a line of dirt (Yeah)
Man I'm dead in the dirt (I'm dead)
Man I'm dead in the dirt (i'm dead)
Nigga I'm dead in the dirt (I'm hurt, I'm hurt)
Kids, don't smoke a xan (Don't do it)
Kids, don't smoke the xan (Don't do it)
Ughh, I'm dead nigga
[Bridge]
Alright, uh, I don't know, uh, honestly
I'm gonna talk to my man-EUGH!
[Verse]
Fuck man
Everybody get the fuck down on the ground (Get down)
I got a pistol and only got one round (Just one)
Can't afford any more man, fuck these bitches (I can't)
Walk up in the bank just to kill a couple of snitches
Don't rat on me, you fuckin' [?] (Don't do it)
If you see me, I'm in the back smokin' [?] (Everyday)
I'll give you my CD man, I don' give a fuck
Rate me, subscribe on my duck (Hell no)
Don't trust my bitch mane, don't subscribe
I'm the designated driver man, but I cannot drive (I can't)
Got the liquor bottle on me at all times (Everyday)
I'll shoot yo' bitch with a revolver [?] (R.I.P)
I don't give a fuck about that bitch, I got a ski mask
Imma walk up in the bank, imma fuckin' pull it off
Look at my face bitch, imma throw a molotov
I don't fuck with that bitch, man that bitch a ratchet (Fuck that bitch man)
I ain't talking Clank, and pull up mane (Damn)
I ain't got that dank shit (I hate that bitch)
Gotta rob everybody, finessin' on the streets
Kill everybody man, fuck you