Rugged vs Real Deal by Grind Time Now Lyrics
[Round 1: Rugged]
Yo, I'm only doin' this battle for my O-Zone and Tampa fans
And good battle against Complex
See white boy might've got love from New York but down here Real doesn't stand a chance
Ayo, bitch you battled like seven times and you're still sloppy
I bet if you was an R&B singer your name would be Neo...Nazi
So how the fuck are you a true tough rhymer?
Bitch with that image I'm guessin' your mom worked at a crouped up diner
Fell in love with a school bus driver and your birth inspired him to lead a Klu Klux tribal
Ayo and let's be honest pimpin'
I been to Pittsburgh, there ain't nothin' there but potholes and Amish bitches
Ayo but we gotta give it up to the Steelers cause they've had some known legends
Matter of fact you've got a lot in common with Jerome Bettis
Cause ain't no one heart shit from either one of you since '07
Ayo listen, but even if your city was known for high crime and holdin' chrome
What the fuck are you gonna do? A drive-by in your mobile home?
Yo I'm too gritty for this fake and beside from Philly I'm pretty sure Home Depot's the next biggest city in your state
Bitch I'll easily crush your tactics because yo suck at rappin'
And you may look like Mark Wahlberg but you have is brother Donnie's fuckin' swagger
And the personality of a Public's bagger
[Round 1: Real Deal]
I'll embarrass this bitch and your terrorist clique
Nobody's duckin' you faggot, they're not aware you exist
Storm's on another level, Collide said you're not worth the time
Madness battled a crackhead instead of you, shit that's gotta hurt your pride
See G-Money is at least funny, Phrases theatrics are hype as fuck
Farnum ain't even old enough to drink and he's got twice your buzz
And me? I've got a more impressive repertoire
Better bars, better themes, let's not even talk about how terrible your set ups are
Get some stars, earn some stripes, notably some views dude
Then you wouldn't be such an opponent who's such a lose/lose
See Everybody Knows forgot his lines, Childs was laughable and bummy
Reverse went in reverse and he's past his prime at 20
So keep laughin' it up, Florida's lappin' you up
I'll hit him with a punch that'll knock him off of Madness's nuts
So fuck wit me pops, I'll I (Allah) let you get to know your lord
You as Rugged as Roc, for me you just a steppin' stone to Storm
[Round 2: Rugged]
Welcome back to the O-Zone Trevor, but you know you done fell in the trap now
See you call yourself the Working Man MC
Well you're obviously not the family man MC, we all seen you put your mack down
If you watch the Knowledge Medina vs Topr battle from the first to the last round
You'll see this piece of shit grindin' up on Red Simpkins' sister all up in the background
You stupid fuck, listen
Then you tell everybody in Grind Time you gon' bag it in, you been callin' her "a skeezer"
Bitch I'm 'bout to turn this from a battle to an episode of Cheaters
But by all means playboy, do your thing I ain't hatin' on you
Ayo, just thought you might wanna know this whole battle's been a setup
Well, Red Simpkins is downstairs and he's waitin' on you
Ayo now I may be comin' across like I'm a Real Deal hater
But the truth of the matter is she never fucked with you cause she found out you had a wife and kid and that was the real deal breaker
Ayo, so stick to fuckin' your own sister cause you're new to this lifestyle
I asked this bitch if he got the new Redman he said, "Yeah, I'm chewin' it right now."
And I bet your feet have mandle scars
You can find him on his John Deere lawnmower cuttin' grass with Fresco on the handle bars
So how the fuck are you Real with no skills?
Bitch I'll stuff your random body parts in suit cases
Pass 'em in the crowd and play Deal or No Deal
I'm the Taliban's finest and you done pissed off the wrong soldier
Now it's time for you to break out
Cause I'll machete your fuckin' head off your shoulders and save Osama the trouble of puttin' another tape out
Ayo so fuck this funny man cause I'm back on a mission
And I'ma send this bitch empty handed back to Sonny Bam'
To the bunny ranch you call a battle division
[Round 2: Real Deal]
Here comes your big shot Rug head, it's time to sink or swim
You think I flew from Pittsburgh to get served by Squidward? Think again
Stick to your terrorist plots and fuckin' sinister tactics
Got his daughter pushin' her Big Wheel into buildings as practice
[?] that's his government, that's what they call this lame at home
He gets no bitches, no digits, ask his mom he spends all the day alone
Tryin' to write rap, you need to quit; stop
Last show this old ass bitch Roc, he tried to dance and keep us hip hop...and his hip popped
You in a state to retire, ironically in a state or retirement
But ain't done shit your whole career, just met the age requirement
You got a wife and kid, a life to live, tryin' to make it out with music
When a slum dog gets this old I take him out and shoot it
You 30 plus? You been doin' this in the O for awhile
But I think it's time to take it off your head and throw in the towel
[Round 3: Rugged]
Ayo listen Trevor, ayo I heard you teach for a livin'
Well if you thought you was schoolin' me you got your mind tangled
Beatin' me? You'd have a better chance teachin' a class of blind kids sign language...in my language!
Bitch I'm back with a goddamn vengeance
And I'ma celebrate this fuckin' victory with your head on my front grill like Dodge Ram emblem
Ayo I'm sick in the mind see I'll have you pistol whipped with the nine piece til your lips and your mind leaks
Show up at the hospital just to piss in your IV
And I won't even finish him til I show him how the gun feel
Ayo they'd have to wrap you in a body cast before they stuff you in a body bag, my definition of a done Deal
I just begun to torture this fucker
And I used to be a Muslim until I started porkin' your mother
Now I'ma run laps around this bitch cause I'd be damned if I let Jeff Gordon win another
You may be the man in Chicago, but bitch I'm like Jordan at the buzzer
And you're the type of coward I'd ridicule
And as long as you reppin' that midwest, I'ma stay ten steps and one hour ahead of you
And just to prove your'e a failure, I'll wait for you to drop an album
And on your release date I'll show up at your son's school and beat the shit out of you in front of his class on Career Day
And when I'm done and finished provoking him, I'll wait for your son to beat up Cortez's
Then I'll have my daughter step in to beat the shit out of both of 'em
[Round 3: Real Deal]
I thought you'd take that line about my son and have it twisted and altered
Your daughter will serve him, that's what Middle Eastern bitches do in your culture
Rugged went on the site Surgeon was on to start his life with a gay partner
He's incredible on the skin flute, he's quite the snake charmer
He likes long walks on hot coals, sports and athletic males
You fit the script he'll lick your tip and swallow your sword on a bed of nails
You faggot! Who said this ant eater can spit?
I spew fire, I'll make Auschwitz how to spit camps team in a split
Homie, you old as shit, somebody in the circuit needs to tell you the truth
You'll never blow like Jonny even with the nose of Penelope Cruz
Thought he was my taxi down at Grizzle
And when the cab stalled I thought we was stuck but we wasn't
Cause he popped the trunk and pulled a carpet out like, "We'll rug it."
So fuck wit me chump bitch, I brought a goon that'll run to the trunk quick
Give this Arab a MAC, fill him with twenty and pump six
So you better find a cave to hide in and book for cover now
Fuck President Bush I call my man Kap to hunt you down
After that 9/11 shit, you thought I'd be shook to come around?
When you flew that shit by Pennsylvania we took that motherfucker down!
Yo, I'm only doin' this battle for my O-Zone and Tampa fans
And good battle against Complex
See white boy might've got love from New York but down here Real doesn't stand a chance
Ayo, bitch you battled like seven times and you're still sloppy
I bet if you was an R&B singer your name would be Neo...Nazi
So how the fuck are you a true tough rhymer?
Bitch with that image I'm guessin' your mom worked at a crouped up diner
Fell in love with a school bus driver and your birth inspired him to lead a Klu Klux tribal
Ayo and let's be honest pimpin'
I been to Pittsburgh, there ain't nothin' there but potholes and Amish bitches
Ayo but we gotta give it up to the Steelers cause they've had some known legends
Matter of fact you've got a lot in common with Jerome Bettis
Cause ain't no one heart shit from either one of you since '07
Ayo listen, but even if your city was known for high crime and holdin' chrome
What the fuck are you gonna do? A drive-by in your mobile home?
Yo I'm too gritty for this fake and beside from Philly I'm pretty sure Home Depot's the next biggest city in your state
Bitch I'll easily crush your tactics because yo suck at rappin'
And you may look like Mark Wahlberg but you have is brother Donnie's fuckin' swagger
And the personality of a Public's bagger
[Round 1: Real Deal]
I'll embarrass this bitch and your terrorist clique
Nobody's duckin' you faggot, they're not aware you exist
Storm's on another level, Collide said you're not worth the time
Madness battled a crackhead instead of you, shit that's gotta hurt your pride
See G-Money is at least funny, Phrases theatrics are hype as fuck
Farnum ain't even old enough to drink and he's got twice your buzz
And me? I've got a more impressive repertoire
Better bars, better themes, let's not even talk about how terrible your set ups are
Get some stars, earn some stripes, notably some views dude
Then you wouldn't be such an opponent who's such a lose/lose
See Everybody Knows forgot his lines, Childs was laughable and bummy
Reverse went in reverse and he's past his prime at 20
So keep laughin' it up, Florida's lappin' you up
I'll hit him with a punch that'll knock him off of Madness's nuts
So fuck wit me pops, I'll I (Allah) let you get to know your lord
You as Rugged as Roc, for me you just a steppin' stone to Storm
[Round 2: Rugged]
Welcome back to the O-Zone Trevor, but you know you done fell in the trap now
See you call yourself the Working Man MC
Well you're obviously not the family man MC, we all seen you put your mack down
If you watch the Knowledge Medina vs Topr battle from the first to the last round
You'll see this piece of shit grindin' up on Red Simpkins' sister all up in the background
You stupid fuck, listen
Then you tell everybody in Grind Time you gon' bag it in, you been callin' her "a skeezer"
Bitch I'm 'bout to turn this from a battle to an episode of Cheaters
But by all means playboy, do your thing I ain't hatin' on you
Ayo, just thought you might wanna know this whole battle's been a setup
Well, Red Simpkins is downstairs and he's waitin' on you
Ayo now I may be comin' across like I'm a Real Deal hater
But the truth of the matter is she never fucked with you cause she found out you had a wife and kid and that was the real deal breaker
Ayo, so stick to fuckin' your own sister cause you're new to this lifestyle
I asked this bitch if he got the new Redman he said, "Yeah, I'm chewin' it right now."
And I bet your feet have mandle scars
You can find him on his John Deere lawnmower cuttin' grass with Fresco on the handle bars
So how the fuck are you Real with no skills?
Bitch I'll stuff your random body parts in suit cases
Pass 'em in the crowd and play Deal or No Deal
I'm the Taliban's finest and you done pissed off the wrong soldier
Now it's time for you to break out
Cause I'll machete your fuckin' head off your shoulders and save Osama the trouble of puttin' another tape out
Ayo so fuck this funny man cause I'm back on a mission
And I'ma send this bitch empty handed back to Sonny Bam'
To the bunny ranch you call a battle division
[Round 2: Real Deal]
Here comes your big shot Rug head, it's time to sink or swim
You think I flew from Pittsburgh to get served by Squidward? Think again
Stick to your terrorist plots and fuckin' sinister tactics
Got his daughter pushin' her Big Wheel into buildings as practice
[?] that's his government, that's what they call this lame at home
He gets no bitches, no digits, ask his mom he spends all the day alone
Tryin' to write rap, you need to quit; stop
Last show this old ass bitch Roc, he tried to dance and keep us hip hop...and his hip popped
You in a state to retire, ironically in a state or retirement
But ain't done shit your whole career, just met the age requirement
You got a wife and kid, a life to live, tryin' to make it out with music
When a slum dog gets this old I take him out and shoot it
You 30 plus? You been doin' this in the O for awhile
But I think it's time to take it off your head and throw in the towel
[Round 3: Rugged]
Ayo listen Trevor, ayo I heard you teach for a livin'
Well if you thought you was schoolin' me you got your mind tangled
Beatin' me? You'd have a better chance teachin' a class of blind kids sign language...in my language!
Bitch I'm back with a goddamn vengeance
And I'ma celebrate this fuckin' victory with your head on my front grill like Dodge Ram emblem
Ayo I'm sick in the mind see I'll have you pistol whipped with the nine piece til your lips and your mind leaks
Show up at the hospital just to piss in your IV
And I won't even finish him til I show him how the gun feel
Ayo they'd have to wrap you in a body cast before they stuff you in a body bag, my definition of a done Deal
I just begun to torture this fucker
And I used to be a Muslim until I started porkin' your mother
Now I'ma run laps around this bitch cause I'd be damned if I let Jeff Gordon win another
You may be the man in Chicago, but bitch I'm like Jordan at the buzzer
And you're the type of coward I'd ridicule
And as long as you reppin' that midwest, I'ma stay ten steps and one hour ahead of you
And just to prove your'e a failure, I'll wait for you to drop an album
And on your release date I'll show up at your son's school and beat the shit out of you in front of his class on Career Day
And when I'm done and finished provoking him, I'll wait for your son to beat up Cortez's
Then I'll have my daughter step in to beat the shit out of both of 'em
[Round 3: Real Deal]
I thought you'd take that line about my son and have it twisted and altered
Your daughter will serve him, that's what Middle Eastern bitches do in your culture
Rugged went on the site Surgeon was on to start his life with a gay partner
He's incredible on the skin flute, he's quite the snake charmer
He likes long walks on hot coals, sports and athletic males
You fit the script he'll lick your tip and swallow your sword on a bed of nails
You faggot! Who said this ant eater can spit?
I spew fire, I'll make Auschwitz how to spit camps team in a split
Homie, you old as shit, somebody in the circuit needs to tell you the truth
You'll never blow like Jonny even with the nose of Penelope Cruz
Thought he was my taxi down at Grizzle
And when the cab stalled I thought we was stuck but we wasn't
Cause he popped the trunk and pulled a carpet out like, "We'll rug it."
So fuck wit me chump bitch, I brought a goon that'll run to the trunk quick
Give this Arab a MAC, fill him with twenty and pump six
So you better find a cave to hide in and book for cover now
Fuck President Bush I call my man Kap to hunt you down
After that 9/11 shit, you thought I'd be shook to come around?
When you flew that shit by Pennsylvania we took that motherfucker down!