Congratulations: Science Parody by Grant Zuniga Lyrics
[Chorus: Grant & Ty]
My mama said, heard you on radio, son
Core-Mantles changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothing
Now they always say "Congratulations"
Worked so hard, found out seafloor was spreading
They ain't never had the dedication
Fixists hatin', say we changed and look we made it
Yeah, we made it
[Verse 1: Grant & Ty]
They was never friendly, yeah
Now the lithosphere shifting, yeah
And I know I sound dramatic, yeah
But I know it had to happen, yeah
For the weather, I'm a savage, yeah
I be itching like I had it, yeah
I'm surrounded 7 continents, yeah
But they didn't know me last year, yeah
Everythings sliding like it was transformant
But all that meant nothing when I saw my dawgs
Like convection currents dropping the ball
Like convergent boundaries dropping to bottom, yeah, yeah
If you like Pangaea, put your hands up in the sky
How could I make sense when I got theories on my mind?
Coming like transformants they were sliding to the side
Oceanic, continental crust crashing by
[Chorus: Grant & Ty]
My mama said, heard you on radio, son
Core-Mantles changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothing
Now they always say "Congratulations"
Worked so hard,found out seafloor was spreading
They ain't never had the dedication
Fixists hatin', says we changed and look we made it
Yeah, we made it
[Verse 2: Grant & Ty]
They were patient, yeah-oh
They were patient, ay-oh
Now I can scream that we made it
Now everyone, everywhere I go, they say "'Gratulations"
Young man young man, graduation
I picked up a map and I saw it, baby
I'm looking for someone with evidence!
But right now I got a situation
All thanks to Henry Hess
Uplifts, Hotspots
It's all made of tectonic plates
But instead I'm on the fault, though
Fault so small, even microscopic
Earthquake so loud it shakes up your home
Topographic, volcanos, and mountains
Wegener, Henry Hess
You know they on, aye
Now my fixists is gone, aye
[Chorus: Grant & Ty]
My mama said, heard you on radio, son
Crust-Mantle changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothing
Now they always say "Congratulations"
Worked so hard, found out seafloor was spreading
They ain't never had the dedication
The Fixists hatin', say we changed and look we made it
Yeah, we made it
My mama said, heard you on radio, son
Core-Mantles changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothing
Now they always say "Congratulations"
Worked so hard, found out seafloor was spreading
They ain't never had the dedication
Fixists hatin', say we changed and look we made it
Yeah, we made it
[Verse 1: Grant & Ty]
They was never friendly, yeah
Now the lithosphere shifting, yeah
And I know I sound dramatic, yeah
But I know it had to happen, yeah
For the weather, I'm a savage, yeah
I be itching like I had it, yeah
I'm surrounded 7 continents, yeah
But they didn't know me last year, yeah
Everythings sliding like it was transformant
But all that meant nothing when I saw my dawgs
Like convection currents dropping the ball
Like convergent boundaries dropping to bottom, yeah, yeah
If you like Pangaea, put your hands up in the sky
How could I make sense when I got theories on my mind?
Coming like transformants they were sliding to the side
Oceanic, continental crust crashing by
[Chorus: Grant & Ty]
My mama said, heard you on radio, son
Core-Mantles changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothing
Now they always say "Congratulations"
Worked so hard,found out seafloor was spreading
They ain't never had the dedication
Fixists hatin', says we changed and look we made it
Yeah, we made it
[Verse 2: Grant & Ty]
They were patient, yeah-oh
They were patient, ay-oh
Now I can scream that we made it
Now everyone, everywhere I go, they say "'Gratulations"
Young man young man, graduation
I picked up a map and I saw it, baby
I'm looking for someone with evidence!
But right now I got a situation
All thanks to Henry Hess
Uplifts, Hotspots
It's all made of tectonic plates
But instead I'm on the fault, though
Fault so small, even microscopic
Earthquake so loud it shakes up your home
Topographic, volcanos, and mountains
Wegener, Henry Hess
You know they on, aye
Now my fixists is gone, aye
[Chorus: Grant & Ty]
My mama said, heard you on radio, son
Crust-Mantle changed ever since we was on
I dreamed it all ever since I was young
They said I wouldn't be nothing
Now they always say "Congratulations"
Worked so hard, found out seafloor was spreading
They ain't never had the dedication
The Fixists hatin', say we changed and look we made it
Yeah, we made it