Two Lovers by Gr33ny Lyrics
[Hook]
Yo, just to show you how much of a lover I am
I'm gonna hit you for dissing, make you sit here and listen to how amazing I am
Your gonna shut the fuck up and treat me like a king 'cos I am
It'll take a couple of minutes, to show my love has no limits to show how bar-raising I am
[Verse 1: GR33NY]
Like I said, I'm bar raising
Simply walk by a grape, make it squirt until it morphs to a raisin
I can make things magical, much more than star gazing
Make your eyes gaze to me now, I'm also eyebrow raising!
I can make you senile baby, with my mind control
Enter the deepest depths of your soul
Make your eyes roll twisted
Use my telekinesis on those dice to roll sixes
Ooh shit, I dropped my cereal but behold as the bowl fixes!
Haha I'm just kidding baby, I haven't got magical powers
Wait a sec, what do we have here behind you ear? Ooh look it's a bouquet of flowers
I guess I am magic, and it seems to happen anywhere not just at bed at bedtime hours
I'm fine with anywhere, anytime you want, you okay with doing it in showers?
The house is free, all the time! And guess what, it's all ours
The flowers smell nice, hope I can say the same for the bouquet in your pants (last time it tasted sour)
"What?" Uh, nothing baby, just get ready, the restaurant closes in 3 hours!
Phew, man that was close, but I should still be warned, I better hold my nose
Hold it tight with all my might so I don't die of a fish overdose!
[Hook]
[Verse 2: GR33NY]
An hour later, guess who looks much more greater
Walking down the hall making an epic entrance as if she's as powerful as Darth Vader
Show the bitch how much I hate her, I'll fight her with my light saber
That'd bring chills down her spine, that's more than fine, it'll make her feel like a broken back ice skater
(ugh) She's waiting for me to say 'Gee whiz! You look so fine'
'you look so fine you blow my mind'
But instead I say 'hurry up bitch, or a parking space will be hard to find!'
I grab my coat n' keys waiting, putting my arms down my sleeves saying
'By the time I get this coat on you better be ready'
'my patience has depleted can't you see me shaking unsteady?'
I turn around she goes on her phone to text her ex Kenny
Probably talking about how bad I am, well I don't care, I'm in a nightmare
Pretty please Freddy just kill me already!
It'll take a miracle to get her out the door
Either that or I rag her out myself and drag her on the floor
Or kick her in the motherfucking air and watch her soar
Either way she's gonna be dead on the floor
If the whore doesn't hurry she's gonna see more gore
Than an 18 rated film re-enactment of the cold war!
[Hook]
Yo, just to show you how much of a lover I am
I'm gonna hit you for dissing, make you sit here and listen to how amazing I am
Your gonna shut the fuck up and treat me like a king 'cos I am
It'll take a couple of minutes, to show my love has no limits to show how bar-raising I am
[Verse 1: GR33NY]
Like I said, I'm bar raising
Simply walk by a grape, make it squirt until it morphs to a raisin
I can make things magical, much more than star gazing
Make your eyes gaze to me now, I'm also eyebrow raising!
I can make you senile baby, with my mind control
Enter the deepest depths of your soul
Make your eyes roll twisted
Use my telekinesis on those dice to roll sixes
Ooh shit, I dropped my cereal but behold as the bowl fixes!
Haha I'm just kidding baby, I haven't got magical powers
Wait a sec, what do we have here behind you ear? Ooh look it's a bouquet of flowers
I guess I am magic, and it seems to happen anywhere not just at bed at bedtime hours
I'm fine with anywhere, anytime you want, you okay with doing it in showers?
The house is free, all the time! And guess what, it's all ours
The flowers smell nice, hope I can say the same for the bouquet in your pants (last time it tasted sour)
"What?" Uh, nothing baby, just get ready, the restaurant closes in 3 hours!
Phew, man that was close, but I should still be warned, I better hold my nose
Hold it tight with all my might so I don't die of a fish overdose!
[Hook]
[Verse 2: GR33NY]
An hour later, guess who looks much more greater
Walking down the hall making an epic entrance as if she's as powerful as Darth Vader
Show the bitch how much I hate her, I'll fight her with my light saber
That'd bring chills down her spine, that's more than fine, it'll make her feel like a broken back ice skater
(ugh) She's waiting for me to say 'Gee whiz! You look so fine'
'you look so fine you blow my mind'
But instead I say 'hurry up bitch, or a parking space will be hard to find!'
I grab my coat n' keys waiting, putting my arms down my sleeves saying
'By the time I get this coat on you better be ready'
'my patience has depleted can't you see me shaking unsteady?'
I turn around she goes on her phone to text her ex Kenny
Probably talking about how bad I am, well I don't care, I'm in a nightmare
Pretty please Freddy just kill me already!
It'll take a miracle to get her out the door
Either that or I rag her out myself and drag her on the floor
Or kick her in the motherfucking air and watch her soar
Either way she's gonna be dead on the floor
If the whore doesn't hurry she's gonna see more gore
Than an 18 rated film re-enactment of the cold war!
[Hook]