Kristmas Bellz by Goomerb Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Christmas Tastes Like Bells
My Parents Are in a Jail Cell
I Hope They're Doing Well
When I Visit Them I Do the Dance Take the L
Christmas Tastes Like Bells
My Parents Are in a Jail Cell
I Hope They’re Doing Well
When I Visit Them I Do the Dance Take the L

[Verse 2]
Christmas Smells Like Me
My Mum Is Hairy
I Gave Her a Nose Job as a Present
She Spanked Me

[Verse 3]
I Hunt for Christmas Eggs
I Can Not Feel My Legs
Someone Call 911
Because I Need Help