Intro by Glitter Penis Lyrics

Well hello folks
My name's Gordon Johnson
You don't look like you're from around these parts
I guess you're looking for the penis aren't ya?
Well hell, they've got a great evening planned for you all
Pinatas, a whole sieso... Oh, hey!
Look over there on that ridge
That's ol' Flick Dumpy
Riding their arse, a trusty steep penis
Over there
That's Cow Hand Sammy
The cow poke con
Fetched some wood for tonight's bomb fire
I'll tell you what, them penis boys sure are a big help around here
Well
Hey
Whats that I hear?
Sounds like the microphone fire
Boy you're in for a treat
Well hell, i'm catching back up with a few tumble weeds
In about three minutes
So gather around the fire, take a listen, and enjoy
Glitter Penis