Cant Be Touched by Glad Rapper Lyrics
[Intro]
Ferocious coughing
Ye, it's Glad Rapper boiz
Cannot be touched, cannot be touched
Time to make a plane
Oh spork! Wrong song
Sorry guys, sorry guys
I'm ready now, lets go!
[Chorus]
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I’ve only got half brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I only got half brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
[Verse]
My chow cost less than a cent (it do)
I still live in a tent (brr)
Wish for a house of cement (gah)
I’m gonna be president (laws!)
All movies be in 3d (AHH)
Paper planes free, that’s on me, (yuh)
No more Bot Jim, that's a guarantee (BULLSHIIIIIIIT)
This too easy, sip cup of tea (sip it!)
All these politicians they be noobs (trump!)
They want me gone, they so rude (smh)
They kicked me out the house cause paper prane
Now Glad Rap’ will try again
Everybody scream, "Hail Glad Rap" (bow down!)
Glad Rapper’s on a come back (yuh)
This time im gonna make (brr)
Everybody do the Harlem Shake (b0ss!)
[Chorus]
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I only got half a brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I only got half a brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
Ferocious coughing
Ye, it's Glad Rapper boiz
Cannot be touched, cannot be touched
Time to make a plane
Oh spork! Wrong song
Sorry guys, sorry guys
I'm ready now, lets go!
[Chorus]
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I’ve only got half brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I only got half brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
[Verse]
My chow cost less than a cent (it do)
I still live in a tent (brr)
Wish for a house of cement (gah)
I’m gonna be president (laws!)
All movies be in 3d (AHH)
Paper planes free, that’s on me, (yuh)
No more Bot Jim, that's a guarantee (BULLSHIIIIIIIT)
This too easy, sip cup of tea (sip it!)
All these politicians they be noobs (trump!)
They want me gone, they so rude (smh)
They kicked me out the house cause paper prane
Now Glad Rap’ will try again
Everybody scream, "Hail Glad Rap" (bow down!)
Glad Rapper’s on a come back (yuh)
This time im gonna make (brr)
Everybody do the Harlem Shake (b0ss!)
[Chorus]
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I only got half a brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!
I’ve got too much champagne
I only got half a brain (gah)
I’m really smart, I wrote paper plane
I can't buy myself another brain
Rather go and buy chow mein
Can't be touched, can't be touched, can't be touched!