What If... by Girl Talk Lyrics

No pressure- essure- ready- you ready? eady?
I'm ready, man
Lemmie do this!

This is for Deshawn, Eshlawn
This is for- this is- f-f-o-o-r-r
Deshawn, Eshlawn

If God had a name what would it be-e-e-e-e?
Lisa, Teresa, Maria, Tia, Leah and Kim
Lisa, Teresa, Malisa, Ti-, Maria-a-a-a, Leah and Kim
-sa, Martia, and K-Kim
Maria
And Kim
And Kim
And Kim
And Kim

God is great

What if God was- a project bitch?
What if God was- a hoodrat chick?
What if God was- one that don't give a fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck
An' say she took that dick?
Dick dick dick, dick
Dick dick dick, dick, dick
Dick dick dick, dick
GOD
Grandma flipped out
Me reel up
We G'd up
Be D'd up
[?] dance, dance, dance, dance

[?]
With sluts, ladies, and bitches don't give a fuck
And bitches don't give a fuck
And bitchеs don't give a fuck

[?]
I love y'all broads
I love y'all broads, broads, broads
Yеah, I love y'all broads

God had- [?]
God had- [?] bitch
[?]
God- [?]
God- [?] - ace
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
And all the Prophets- ain't sellin' records
[?]
And all the Prophets- gave me head behind a building
Gave- ding- Gave- ding gnid- evaG- Gave- ding-
Gave- Gave- me- Gave- Gave
[?]
What- what- what- what-
What if God was- a project bitch?
What if God was- a hoodrat chick?
What if God was- one that don't give a fuck
An' say she took that dick?

What if God- [?]
What if God- slang this dick Summer, Winter, Spring, an' the Fall
What if God- took that dick?

GOD- GOD- GOD- GOD- OD- O-O-ᴼ⁻ᴼ⁻ᵒ⁻ᵒ⁻°⁻°⁻⬞⁻⬞⁻⬞

JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- s-s-s-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-l-d-d-d-d