Clown Town Grand Opening by Giant Bird Lyrics

Welcome to clown town
Have a seat, have a seat

The show will start in just a moment
Get your cameras ready for the homophobes
As they begin to clown around the stage

And laugh as they get angry at the sight of people in love
And look at those bigots as they flock under the annoying orange

Defending terrorism when it benefits their ideology
And all the beliefs that they hold

They know not what they speak of but clowns nonetheless they are

Don't let us get to your head cause we are clowns no more no less
They are the clowns
They are the clowns
They are the clowns
They are the clowns
Look at that one on the right, he's got a super straight flag

He denies the sciences when it doesn't agree with him
He creeps out all of the women everywhere he goes

He thinks he's oppressed, when really he's simply just a turd

Look at that one in the middle
He believes in human rights, but doesn't like the rainbow

He's a good little Christian boy who follows blindly by the side
Of all the people in his life without a second thought

They know not what they speak of
But clowns nonetheless they are

Don't let us get to your head cause we are clowns no more no less
They are the clowns
They are the clowns
They are the clowns
They are the clowns