I.Y.M. by Geoff Berner Lyrics

Baby, when you're out there
And you're looking for some sound financial investment advice
Don't be taken in
By elaborate fads or gimmicks
No, that's not the way

'Cause there's a lot riding on your money
And after all, it's your money
So if a great big dragon says to flush it all down the toilet
You better think about it

You call it like you see it
And you see a great climate for consumer confidence now
That's why it's a good, good feeling
To know your life is insured
In case of accidental theft

'Cause there's a lot riding on your money
And after all, it's your money
So if your client says "Hey, let's take arsenic after the banquet!"
You better think about it
Think, think, think about it all the time

If you get pregnant
Remember not to visit an orchard in the second trimester
'Cause if you do
There's a very large chance
That your baby will be born without eyes

'Cause there's a lot riding on your money
And after all, it's your money
So if you think I might be telling the truth
But then you start to doubt it
You better think about it

Think, think, think about it all the time