U.D.R - Bonde de Jesus English Translation by Genius English Translations Lyrics
[Verse 1 - MC Carvão]
Three wise men, in the sky they saw a light
Pedophilia gang to sodomize Jesus
Jesus doesn't fool me with the beard and the hair
He lost his virginity in the desert to a camel
Jesus went to the river to baptize Saint John
Baptized the wrong head and got dick in his ass
He went to the mansion of the dead holding his dick in his hand
Sodomized Satan and wrote the quran
Jesus was joyful, an enlighted guy
This fag's dream was being able to sit in the cross
Jesus' ass is just like the Trojan Horse
I stuck my hand inside it and I took out a sequoia
[Chorus]
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse
[Verse 2 - Professor Aquaplay]
Jesus Christ and his team, what a tremendous bacchanal
Sodomy all day long with no rests for my dick
But if Jesus had AIDS, there would be many awful fights
Ass fucking without condoms and even soiled sand
If I was alive in Jesus' time
I would fuck his mom until her ass is filled with pus
Holy shroud, what an amazing fabric
Heats up my cock and absorbs my cum
Jesus Christ and his team, what a tremendous enjoyment
A shemale gang that preached fellatio
Jesus Christ was an city planner addicted to drinking cum
Traveled to Italy and there he built Gomorrah
[Chorus]
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse
[Verse 3 - MS Barney]
In the Marriage at Cana, Jesus Christ was king
Transformed that party into a gay mixed sauna
In Jesus' gang, the apostles line up
Jesus Christ does to them what Samson did to Delilah
Throughout his life, Jesus had a dilemma
If he ate Judas' ass or Magdalene's ass
Pansexualism, his name was Jesus
Sodomy everyday with licorice root
There's a secret chapter in the new testament
Where Jesus ate shit and had anal sex with a donkey
Today, Jesus is Jesus Christ
But in Jerusalem he was a pederast in a risk group
[Chorus]
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse
Three wise men, in the sky they saw a light
Pedophilia gang to sodomize Jesus
Jesus doesn't fool me with the beard and the hair
He lost his virginity in the desert to a camel
Jesus went to the river to baptize Saint John
Baptized the wrong head and got dick in his ass
He went to the mansion of the dead holding his dick in his hand
Sodomized Satan and wrote the quran
Jesus was joyful, an enlighted guy
This fag's dream was being able to sit in the cross
Jesus' ass is just like the Trojan Horse
I stuck my hand inside it and I took out a sequoia
[Chorus]
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse
[Verse 2 - Professor Aquaplay]
Jesus Christ and his team, what a tremendous bacchanal
Sodomy all day long with no rests for my dick
But if Jesus had AIDS, there would be many awful fights
Ass fucking without condoms and even soiled sand
If I was alive in Jesus' time
I would fuck his mom until her ass is filled with pus
Holy shroud, what an amazing fabric
Heats up my cock and absorbs my cum
Jesus Christ and his team, what a tremendous enjoyment
A shemale gang that preached fellatio
Jesus Christ was an city planner addicted to drinking cum
Traveled to Italy and there he built Gomorrah
[Chorus]
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse
[Verse 3 - MS Barney]
In the Marriage at Cana, Jesus Christ was king
Transformed that party into a gay mixed sauna
In Jesus' gang, the apostles line up
Jesus Christ does to them what Samson did to Delilah
Throughout his life, Jesus had a dilemma
If he ate Judas' ass or Magdalene's ass
Pansexualism, his name was Jesus
Sodomy everyday with licorice root
There's a secret chapter in the new testament
Where Jesus ate shit and had anal sex with a donkey
Today, Jesus is Jesus Christ
But in Jerusalem he was a pederast in a risk group
[Chorus]
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse