Believe Me Maizey by Gene Frenchfries Lyrics
Narrator, spoken:
And so, sweet Gene, the most compelling character in the history of fiction, was laid to rest. At his side, the bravest corn he'd ever known, and a hot dog witch, he wished he'd gotten the chance to know better
Backing Vocals, sung:
Sometimes your life
Don't go exactly how you planned
Narrator, spoken:
What can one do in the face of such monumental loss, but breathe a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now
Backing Vocals, sung:
Sometimes your death
Don't go exactly how you planned
Gene, spoken:
Oh wait, one last thing!
Gene, sung:
It's lookin' like I've had enough
I tried the best I can but I don't got the stuff
I got shot by the Chili Pope
It's easy livin' as a French fry
I'm critically acclaimed but now it's time to die
Frankly, life's been pretty dope
It's been a long, hard road for a french fries and corn to walk down
Who could've ever know the road would lead to
You and me and Soup and Goondis
Takin' on the galaxy?
I know that life is crazy
But believe me Maizey
You'll be fine without me here
I mean, I'm just a funny french fries
There's really no need to cry
Even though I'm so revered
Minestrone, spoken:
Hyperdrive initiation at 50%. That spaceship looks like it's gonna blow up, my dudes
Backing Vocals, sung:
Even though I'm so revered!
Gene:
Was livin' lonely in a future state
But traveled back in time and led my foody mates
Most of them were witch holograms
Backing Vocals:
Almost all of them were holograms
Gene:
The story gets a little dense from there
But if you got a brain it's pretty crystal clear
Here, check out this diagram
See a wedding fell into a witch volcano
Then we scrammed
And then we landed on the Planet of the Plupples
Et cetera
And now we're traveling to the past to save our friends and kick some ass!
Backing Vocals:
Yeah!
Gene:
I know that things seem kind of shitty
And that the odds aren't lookin' pretty but
What's the point of quiting now?
Backing Vocals:
No we can never go back
Gene:
And though I won't be here to see it
But you bet your ass that I believe that
You'll still save the day somehow
Backing Vocals:
Maizey's gonna save the day
Gene:
The end is coming
Gonna punch my mortal ticket
If I had a fucking bucket
Then I got a hunch I'd kick it
And I'm sorry for the cursing
But I'm feeling worse and worse
And I don't
I don't want to die
Backing Vocals:
But I'm probably gonna die!
Gene:
I know that life is crazy
But believe me Maizey
You'll be fine without me here
And it's looking like this french fry's gonna
Take his bow in this Hotdaga
I'm dying now just so we're clear
Backing Vocals:
This is it
Holy shit
This is it
This is the end
Gene:
I'll see ya later pals
I'm outta here!
It's been a treat
I think I see Smeech
Minestrone, spoken:
Hyperdrive active. Initiating jump to Graxylon Quadrant
And so, sweet Gene, the most compelling character in the history of fiction, was laid to rest. At his side, the bravest corn he'd ever known, and a hot dog witch, he wished he'd gotten the chance to know better
Backing Vocals, sung:
Sometimes your life
Don't go exactly how you planned
Narrator, spoken:
What can one do in the face of such monumental loss, but breathe a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now
Backing Vocals, sung:
Sometimes your death
Don't go exactly how you planned
Gene, spoken:
Oh wait, one last thing!
Gene, sung:
It's lookin' like I've had enough
I tried the best I can but I don't got the stuff
I got shot by the Chili Pope
It's easy livin' as a French fry
I'm critically acclaimed but now it's time to die
Frankly, life's been pretty dope
It's been a long, hard road for a french fries and corn to walk down
Who could've ever know the road would lead to
You and me and Soup and Goondis
Takin' on the galaxy?
I know that life is crazy
But believe me Maizey
You'll be fine without me here
I mean, I'm just a funny french fries
There's really no need to cry
Even though I'm so revered
Minestrone, spoken:
Hyperdrive initiation at 50%. That spaceship looks like it's gonna blow up, my dudes
Backing Vocals, sung:
Even though I'm so revered!
Gene:
Was livin' lonely in a future state
But traveled back in time and led my foody mates
Most of them were witch holograms
Backing Vocals:
Almost all of them were holograms
Gene:
The story gets a little dense from there
But if you got a brain it's pretty crystal clear
Here, check out this diagram
See a wedding fell into a witch volcano
Then we scrammed
And then we landed on the Planet of the Plupples
Et cetera
And now we're traveling to the past to save our friends and kick some ass!
Backing Vocals:
Yeah!
Gene:
I know that things seem kind of shitty
And that the odds aren't lookin' pretty but
What's the point of quiting now?
Backing Vocals:
No we can never go back
Gene:
And though I won't be here to see it
But you bet your ass that I believe that
You'll still save the day somehow
Backing Vocals:
Maizey's gonna save the day
Gene:
The end is coming
Gonna punch my mortal ticket
If I had a fucking bucket
Then I got a hunch I'd kick it
And I'm sorry for the cursing
But I'm feeling worse and worse
And I don't
I don't want to die
Backing Vocals:
But I'm probably gonna die!
Gene:
I know that life is crazy
But believe me Maizey
You'll be fine without me here
And it's looking like this french fry's gonna
Take his bow in this Hotdaga
I'm dying now just so we're clear
Backing Vocals:
This is it
Holy shit
This is it
This is the end
Gene:
I'll see ya later pals
I'm outta here!
It's been a treat
I think I see Smeech
Minestrone, spoken:
Hyperdrive active. Initiating jump to Graxylon Quadrant