Motorsport Parody by Gabstr Lyrics
[Hook:]
Mining ores, yeah, Copped a diamond sword (skrrt, skrrt)
Spittin bars (bars), rapping till I’m sore (rapping)
This is war, drop you to the floor (yeah, yeah)
Pull up (woo, woo), in creative I soar(bouta fly)
Goodness sake (ayy), Alex make me cake (alex)
Hit the brakes (breaks) Come on now Alex shake (Alex)
Faced my fears (fears), now creepers don’t get near (creepers)
Minecart here (Cart), TNT bombardier (TNT)
[Verse 1:]
Face all your fears, then get at me
Looking at Endermen, they attack me
Looking at opponents yeah I’m laughing (yeah)
I’m just gonna mine, yeah
Diamonds on my wrist (yeah), Diamonds on my pick
Take the ores out the mine, just so I can flex
I do what I decide, Call alex or I’ll text
Getting emeralds when I like (hey), always getting checks
Diamonds on my wrist (yeah), Diamonds on my pick
Take the ores out the mine, just so I can flex
I do what I decide, Call alex or I’ll text
Getting emeralds when I like (woo, woo, woo, woo, gabstr)
Girl, yeah, yeah
I wish my grandma could see me (grandma)
Cause I’m getting diamonds, easy (woo, woo)
But now I got nothing that’s pleasing (nada)
Oh why can’t this lifestyle leave me?
[Verse 2:]
Gabstr
The gold feeling useless (hey)
But when you switch to diamonds you’ll lose it (ayy)
You got the power don’t abuse it (power)
Even though you could totally do it (ooh)
Either way your life’s gon’ be ruined(Patek)
Hundred K, cause my diamonds are bluish (racks)
My bow and arrow, shootin (arrow)
And my aim has been improving (yeah)
Soon, as you step on the block (block)
They throwing tomatoes and rocks (rocks)
Cause they really don’t like what you got (nah)
And your ego’s higher than the stocks
A miner but don’t you dare mock (miner)
Cause I’m watching your moves like a clock (moves)
Till you getting outlined with the chalk(skrrt)
Yeah I always got clout when I walk (hey)
[Verse 3:]
You better run if you hear TNT
But you’re blowing up ‘fore you seeing me (blam)
Cause I grind hard, and when I find shards
I’ll get more rich than a Deity
Those skeletons, they can’t ever win
Slashed one up the other day
Bones fell like some pins
Yeah, gabstr, I'm back, steve
One of the best if you would agree
Yeah i know im braggadocious
But thats how it is when im rapping
These Steves ain't, what they say they are
With their clickbait man I’m laughing
Got multiple ingots and sticks
But nobody know what I’m crafting
Might as well just end the beef
Cause galaxy isn’t that bad
In fact, anytime that you want
We could possibly collab
So tell me, have you seen him?
Flashy like a beacon
Right now it’s open season
My bow will leave you screamin (ahh)
[Hook:]
Mining ores, yeah, Copped a diamond sword (skrrt, skrrt)
Spittin bars (bars), rapping till I’m sore (rapping)
This is war, drop you to the floor (war, yeah)
Pull up (woo, woo), in creative I soar (bouta fly)
Goodness sake (ayy), Alex make me cake (alex)
Hit the brakes (brakes) Come on now Alex shake (shake)
Faced my fears (fears), now creepers don’t get near (creepers)
Minecart here (Cart), TNT bombardier (TNT)
[Verse 4:]
Uh, yo, watch your steve, then you should watch your chest
CPR, cause I got the Alexes pressed
Role model, I got these miners obsessed
Lyrical god, I got the critics impressed
Ore miner, got those emeralds all on me
You think you could take me down? (ha) You and what army?
On the grind ever since y’all were playing with barbies
I got lots of minecarts, I don’t need a ferrari (skrrt)
You players catchin' some shade, but I do not want an umbrella
Y’all got adolescent brain, my prefrontal cortex developed
Call me Rick Sanchez, my IQ makes all of you jealous
Cook up some pasta, whip up that food like abuela
This ender chest is custom made, now that’s one thing you can’t craft though
I don't work in no office, but they copyin' and that's facts though
Those drugs are not cool dude, You know I won’t frick with that snow
Steves will think that I’m lying, but I only speak what the facts show
Sippin on that bubbly, sippin on that scotch
Boi I own my mine, y’all can call me Notch
Diamonds on my minecart, diamonds on my watch
Didn’t hear your mixtape, oh did that get botched?
"Minecraft is boring Gabe, why can’t you just stop?"
I don’t need the hate I’ll keep my pictures cropped
You’re still chopping trees, I am mining rocks
Minecraft mayweather inside you’re boxed
[Verse 5:]
Mining this stuff (ores)
You think you calling a bluff (yuh)
But I grind for all of my ores my Steve
The cobblestone making you rough (uh uh)
If Alex won't show me her diamonds
I swear to Notch that I'm getting her cuffed (swear)
If I get to craft with that iron
I wonder how many ores my pick will touch
On the sugar cane for real (sugar)
With all the emeralds that I steal (what)
From the mines but it's full still
And my hands on my Rollie for real (ice)
Not just mining, my crafting game strong
You already know the deal (huh)
Minecart, in the ville
Diamonds on me frickin chill (pew, pew, brrr)
[Hook:]
Mining ores, yeah, Copped a diamond sword (skrrt, skrrt)
Spittin bars (bars), rapping till I’m sore (rapping)
This is war, drop you to the floor (war, yeah)
Pull up (woo, woo), in creative I soar(bouta fly)
Goodness sake (ayy), Alex make me cake (alex)
Hit the brakes (brakes) Come on now Alex shake (alex)
Faced my fears (fears), now creepers don’t get near (mama)
Minecart here (Cart), TNT bombardier (TNT)
Mining ores, yeah, Copped a diamond sword (skrrt, skrrt)
Spittin bars (bars), rapping till I’m sore (rapping)
This is war, drop you to the floor (yeah, yeah)
Pull up (woo, woo), in creative I soar(bouta fly)
Goodness sake (ayy), Alex make me cake (alex)
Hit the brakes (breaks) Come on now Alex shake (Alex)
Faced my fears (fears), now creepers don’t get near (creepers)
Minecart here (Cart), TNT bombardier (TNT)
[Verse 1:]
Face all your fears, then get at me
Looking at Endermen, they attack me
Looking at opponents yeah I’m laughing (yeah)
I’m just gonna mine, yeah
Diamonds on my wrist (yeah), Diamonds on my pick
Take the ores out the mine, just so I can flex
I do what I decide, Call alex or I’ll text
Getting emeralds when I like (hey), always getting checks
Diamonds on my wrist (yeah), Diamonds on my pick
Take the ores out the mine, just so I can flex
I do what I decide, Call alex or I’ll text
Getting emeralds when I like (woo, woo, woo, woo, gabstr)
Girl, yeah, yeah
I wish my grandma could see me (grandma)
Cause I’m getting diamonds, easy (woo, woo)
But now I got nothing that’s pleasing (nada)
Oh why can’t this lifestyle leave me?
[Verse 2:]
Gabstr
The gold feeling useless (hey)
But when you switch to diamonds you’ll lose it (ayy)
You got the power don’t abuse it (power)
Even though you could totally do it (ooh)
Either way your life’s gon’ be ruined(Patek)
Hundred K, cause my diamonds are bluish (racks)
My bow and arrow, shootin (arrow)
And my aim has been improving (yeah)
Soon, as you step on the block (block)
They throwing tomatoes and rocks (rocks)
Cause they really don’t like what you got (nah)
And your ego’s higher than the stocks
A miner but don’t you dare mock (miner)
Cause I’m watching your moves like a clock (moves)
Till you getting outlined with the chalk(skrrt)
Yeah I always got clout when I walk (hey)
[Verse 3:]
You better run if you hear TNT
But you’re blowing up ‘fore you seeing me (blam)
Cause I grind hard, and when I find shards
I’ll get more rich than a Deity
Those skeletons, they can’t ever win
Slashed one up the other day
Bones fell like some pins
Yeah, gabstr, I'm back, steve
One of the best if you would agree
Yeah i know im braggadocious
But thats how it is when im rapping
These Steves ain't, what they say they are
With their clickbait man I’m laughing
Got multiple ingots and sticks
But nobody know what I’m crafting
Might as well just end the beef
Cause galaxy isn’t that bad
In fact, anytime that you want
We could possibly collab
So tell me, have you seen him?
Flashy like a beacon
Right now it’s open season
My bow will leave you screamin (ahh)
[Hook:]
Mining ores, yeah, Copped a diamond sword (skrrt, skrrt)
Spittin bars (bars), rapping till I’m sore (rapping)
This is war, drop you to the floor (war, yeah)
Pull up (woo, woo), in creative I soar (bouta fly)
Goodness sake (ayy), Alex make me cake (alex)
Hit the brakes (brakes) Come on now Alex shake (shake)
Faced my fears (fears), now creepers don’t get near (creepers)
Minecart here (Cart), TNT bombardier (TNT)
[Verse 4:]
Uh, yo, watch your steve, then you should watch your chest
CPR, cause I got the Alexes pressed
Role model, I got these miners obsessed
Lyrical god, I got the critics impressed
Ore miner, got those emeralds all on me
You think you could take me down? (ha) You and what army?
On the grind ever since y’all were playing with barbies
I got lots of minecarts, I don’t need a ferrari (skrrt)
You players catchin' some shade, but I do not want an umbrella
Y’all got adolescent brain, my prefrontal cortex developed
Call me Rick Sanchez, my IQ makes all of you jealous
Cook up some pasta, whip up that food like abuela
This ender chest is custom made, now that’s one thing you can’t craft though
I don't work in no office, but they copyin' and that's facts though
Those drugs are not cool dude, You know I won’t frick with that snow
Steves will think that I’m lying, but I only speak what the facts show
Sippin on that bubbly, sippin on that scotch
Boi I own my mine, y’all can call me Notch
Diamonds on my minecart, diamonds on my watch
Didn’t hear your mixtape, oh did that get botched?
"Minecraft is boring Gabe, why can’t you just stop?"
I don’t need the hate I’ll keep my pictures cropped
You’re still chopping trees, I am mining rocks
Minecraft mayweather inside you’re boxed
[Verse 5:]
Mining this stuff (ores)
You think you calling a bluff (yuh)
But I grind for all of my ores my Steve
The cobblestone making you rough (uh uh)
If Alex won't show me her diamonds
I swear to Notch that I'm getting her cuffed (swear)
If I get to craft with that iron
I wonder how many ores my pick will touch
On the sugar cane for real (sugar)
With all the emeralds that I steal (what)
From the mines but it's full still
And my hands on my Rollie for real (ice)
Not just mining, my crafting game strong
You already know the deal (huh)
Minecart, in the ville
Diamonds on me frickin chill (pew, pew, brrr)
[Hook:]
Mining ores, yeah, Copped a diamond sword (skrrt, skrrt)
Spittin bars (bars), rapping till I’m sore (rapping)
This is war, drop you to the floor (war, yeah)
Pull up (woo, woo), in creative I soar(bouta fly)
Goodness sake (ayy), Alex make me cake (alex)
Hit the brakes (brakes) Come on now Alex shake (alex)
Faced my fears (fears), now creepers don’t get near (mama)
Minecart here (Cart), TNT bombardier (TNT)