I Hate My Parents Theyre Stupid by GSNTD Lyrics
[Intro: TD Ceasar]
Bing, bing, bong
Bing-a-bing, bing, bing, bong
Eghem, eghem
[Verse 1: TD Ceasar]
I walked in on my parents, having sex
That scarred me for my life, and I'm a mess
This is bad, I don't deserve this stress
Ever since that day, I've been a nervous wreck
My mommy said I'm fat, so I stabbed her in the throat
My dad walked in and he said, "Whatever floats your boat!"
Now I have my mommy's bloodstains on my coat
Now I have my mommy's, yeah
I'm gonna show my friends at school
They're gonna think that, I'm cool
If they don't call me a fool
I'll let them hit my JUUL
Mo mommy told me, my nails were long
So I sang her, this, song
I'll stab you in the throat, and masturbate your toes
Your dad is fat, I'm glad your sad, my mommy is a chode, (Aye)
[Chorus: TD Ceasar & Lil Skeet Skeet]
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
[Verse 2: Lil Skeet Skeet]
My parents are stupid, they don't respect me
I want to hold a knife to them when they sleep
My dad is stupid, he never lets me get my ways
My life sucks, it's about everyone else but me
I wanna take a rubber band, and rub it on my eyeball
I wanna take a sharp pencil
And stab my teacher in the neck, when she isn't looking
I wanna die in my sleep
I get bored, and I drowned a rat in a small puddle
I once took a gun to school to if I would get caught
I want to bite a tail off a lizard, and see it squirm away
I want to put a rat in the microwave, and see it explode
I'm a troubled child, get over it
I got over it, when I killed my mom
I want to tie two cats together
And see which one wins
[Chorus: TD Ceasar & Lil Skeet Skeet]
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
[Verse 3: Sentarion]
I really hate my parents, they smell like chicken fries
Wish death upon them, when they look in my eyes
Yeah, they get parvo, yeah, they get cancer
Oh, yeah, cancer, that's the answer
Stab them in the neck, and stab them in the throat
Just clogged my hamster's ass with a dope
Yeah, he's stupid, yeah, yeah, he's mean
Yeah, he's one big green fighting machine
[Outro: TD Ceasar]
I hate my parents, I wish they were dead
I hate my parents, I wish they were dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, ha, hao!
Bing, bing, bong
Bing-a-bing, bing, bing, bong
Eghem, eghem
[Verse 1: TD Ceasar]
I walked in on my parents, having sex
That scarred me for my life, and I'm a mess
This is bad, I don't deserve this stress
Ever since that day, I've been a nervous wreck
My mommy said I'm fat, so I stabbed her in the throat
My dad walked in and he said, "Whatever floats your boat!"
Now I have my mommy's bloodstains on my coat
Now I have my mommy's, yeah
I'm gonna show my friends at school
They're gonna think that, I'm cool
If they don't call me a fool
I'll let them hit my JUUL
Mo mommy told me, my nails were long
So I sang her, this, song
I'll stab you in the throat, and masturbate your toes
Your dad is fat, I'm glad your sad, my mommy is a chode, (Aye)
[Chorus: TD Ceasar & Lil Skeet Skeet]
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
[Verse 2: Lil Skeet Skeet]
My parents are stupid, they don't respect me
I want to hold a knife to them when they sleep
My dad is stupid, he never lets me get my ways
My life sucks, it's about everyone else but me
I wanna take a rubber band, and rub it on my eyeball
I wanna take a sharp pencil
And stab my teacher in the neck, when she isn't looking
I wanna die in my sleep
I get bored, and I drowned a rat in a small puddle
I once took a gun to school to if I would get caught
I want to bite a tail off a lizard, and see it squirm away
I want to put a rat in the microwave, and see it explode
I'm a troubled child, get over it
I got over it, when I killed my mom
I want to tie two cats together
And see which one wins
[Chorus: TD Ceasar & Lil Skeet Skeet]
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
I hate my parents
I wish they were dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead
[Verse 3: Sentarion]
I really hate my parents, they smell like chicken fries
Wish death upon them, when they look in my eyes
Yeah, they get parvo, yeah, they get cancer
Oh, yeah, cancer, that's the answer
Stab them in the neck, and stab them in the throat
Just clogged my hamster's ass with a dope
Yeah, he's stupid, yeah, yeah, he's mean
Yeah, he's one big green fighting machine
[Outro: TD Ceasar]
I hate my parents, I wish they were dead
I hate my parents, I wish they were dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead
Dead, dead, dead, dead, ha, hao!