Stoner Clause is Coming to Town by GREY TRiPP Lyrics
I ain't got no toys some weed in a zippy
I kreme on the bitty her donut so krispy
I smoke all my cookies like im a hippy
No time for milk, sippin wine til im dizzy
I slide down her chimney im up in a jiffy
Make me a sandwich ill give you a hickey
Im Houston like whitney
I ain't got no pity, im packing a glizzy
One round make you sticky
Chorus:
Im Stoner Clause ho, the other bitches lackin
I put 20 on the reefer, got the bag im hella packin
But on my naughty list? Bet my elves already strappin
Im in the streets, moving green, im getting hella action
Mixing codeine in my eggnog
Still beating my meat to the sears catalogue
You hoes pouring vodka on your tampons
So I 360 no scope, thot begone
I run up a check like a marathon
Then I hop on the web, buy a ladder off amazon
Clim on the roof, smoking on boof
Then i burn til the moon resembles a pentagon
My homie rudolph will gang you down fast
In the streets im number 1 but in the bed in always last
I put diamonds on my crucifix, to make yall grinches mad
But i dont believe in shit, so i got the church up on my ass
I dont give out coal, im environment friendly
Cut off your bitches weave, got her in a frenzy
I take all the mints, if they’re complimentary
But dont be suprised if im up in a Bentley
Northpole is the move, i put my whole team on
Used to get mustard, now im swimming in grey pupon
But if she asks me why the money is so long
I put down my DS, rip the bitch up like King Kong
Fuck a flask, got a tub full of whiskey
Muppet ass bitch, call you miss piggy
I beat down my stiffy, my cane in her kidney
I finessed me some gucci, I guess im just thrifty
Mrs. Clause got ass, but you know that shit is fake
My reindeers are strapped, so dont pull up with faith
I smoke everyday, I got nothing to say
Betty Crocker-ass bitch get the fuck out the way
Chorus:
Im Stoner Clause ho, the other bitches lackin
I put 20 on the reefer, got the bag im hella packin
But on my naughty list? Bet my elves already strappin
Im in the streets, moving green, im getting hella action
I kreme on the bitty her donut so krispy
I smoke all my cookies like im a hippy
No time for milk, sippin wine til im dizzy
I slide down her chimney im up in a jiffy
Make me a sandwich ill give you a hickey
Im Houston like whitney
I ain't got no pity, im packing a glizzy
One round make you sticky
Chorus:
Im Stoner Clause ho, the other bitches lackin
I put 20 on the reefer, got the bag im hella packin
But on my naughty list? Bet my elves already strappin
Im in the streets, moving green, im getting hella action
Mixing codeine in my eggnog
Still beating my meat to the sears catalogue
You hoes pouring vodka on your tampons
So I 360 no scope, thot begone
I run up a check like a marathon
Then I hop on the web, buy a ladder off amazon
Clim on the roof, smoking on boof
Then i burn til the moon resembles a pentagon
My homie rudolph will gang you down fast
In the streets im number 1 but in the bed in always last
I put diamonds on my crucifix, to make yall grinches mad
But i dont believe in shit, so i got the church up on my ass
I dont give out coal, im environment friendly
Cut off your bitches weave, got her in a frenzy
I take all the mints, if they’re complimentary
But dont be suprised if im up in a Bentley
Northpole is the move, i put my whole team on
Used to get mustard, now im swimming in grey pupon
But if she asks me why the money is so long
I put down my DS, rip the bitch up like King Kong
Fuck a flask, got a tub full of whiskey
Muppet ass bitch, call you miss piggy
I beat down my stiffy, my cane in her kidney
I finessed me some gucci, I guess im just thrifty
Mrs. Clause got ass, but you know that shit is fake
My reindeers are strapped, so dont pull up with faith
I smoke everyday, I got nothing to say
Betty Crocker-ass bitch get the fuck out the way
Chorus:
Im Stoner Clause ho, the other bitches lackin
I put 20 on the reefer, got the bag im hella packin
But on my naughty list? Bet my elves already strappin
Im in the streets, moving green, im getting hella action