Wonder Woman vs. Daenerys Targaryen by Freshy Kanal Lyrics
[Intro]
Bonus Battle!
Daenerys Targaryen!
VS
Wonder Woman!
Begin!
[Verse 1: Daenerys Targaryen]
No need to list my titles when I face a bare-bones menace
Little princesses like you bow down in a queen's presence
Your history of actresses is quite symbolic
The only league that Carter joined's a rehab group for alcoholics
From the coffee shops, the planes, the Nazi spies that you fought
Now, did you get molded from clay or did your writers smoke pot?
You've got your bullet-blocking bracelets but you'd die on the spot
If you get riddled with those holes you got inside of your plot
I'll show you how the crown arises
You don't know the sound of violence
You would brag about your childhood, getting grounded on your island
But you're drowning in a crisis
You're frowned upon in silence
Let's be real, no one has kept you around for your biceps
Whole island against men, then humans cut you down for good
Just one more Amazon that mankind devalue for wood
[Verse 2: Wonder Woman]
When the world was at war, I fought on the frontlines
You were off on some dragons and riding your own bloodline
Promised to rule lawfully, but turned out like your parents did
I'll leave another Nazi beat; Daenerys Targ-Aryan
The legend tells you need heaven's help
Otherwise, you'll be sent to the seven hells
You committed a red wedding on every fan
In the second your writers rang those bells
The plan of your dreams finally came to life
And you opened up your empire
But Snow came along and they fell into ashes
A Song of Ice and Fire
Without your dragon eggs
The plans you hatched couldn't have started
They carried your whole life
Until they carried your carcass
You took any abuse
And swept it under the carpet
Ate a heart 'cause you gave yours
To a man that was heartless
[Verse 3: Daenerys Targaryen]
It's a pacifist to a highness
I pass the fist and lead riots
This prince is prey in my iris
I don't pray for peace, I provide it
To me, Ao Drohaeris
I'm liberating safaris
My words will burn you like Varys
When I'm commanding Dracarys!
Your creator had partners
That matched your father Zeus's life
Handed you his lie detector
While sleeping with two wives
I bet you're bound to blame this beating
On one of your worst lords
'Cause double W hasn't bombed
This bad since the World Wars
[Verse 4: Wonder Woman]
The made-up silly languages
You're shouting are confusing
Get Missandei to translate them
She'd have better execution
Don't use a drunken dwarf
To give you tips about wisdom
Forgetting 'bout the Iron Fleet?
Must be the brain aneurysm
It's a SHAME!
You're powerless so let me see what your army got
SHAME!
The only thing you've left your name on is a Starbucks Cup
SHAME!
Jorah coming back from exile was a wasted trip
SHAME!
Because he's stuck in a Greyscale of your relationship
Disappeared since Robert dropped the hammer on your kind
Like your brother, you're hot-headed when the crown is on your mind
I save families from blasts of heat; gave galaxies their freedom
But even I couldn't save your wreck of a final season
Bonus Battle!
Daenerys Targaryen!
VS
Wonder Woman!
Begin!
[Verse 1: Daenerys Targaryen]
No need to list my titles when I face a bare-bones menace
Little princesses like you bow down in a queen's presence
Your history of actresses is quite symbolic
The only league that Carter joined's a rehab group for alcoholics
From the coffee shops, the planes, the Nazi spies that you fought
Now, did you get molded from clay or did your writers smoke pot?
You've got your bullet-blocking bracelets but you'd die on the spot
If you get riddled with those holes you got inside of your plot
I'll show you how the crown arises
You don't know the sound of violence
You would brag about your childhood, getting grounded on your island
But you're drowning in a crisis
You're frowned upon in silence
Let's be real, no one has kept you around for your biceps
Whole island against men, then humans cut you down for good
Just one more Amazon that mankind devalue for wood
[Verse 2: Wonder Woman]
When the world was at war, I fought on the frontlines
You were off on some dragons and riding your own bloodline
Promised to rule lawfully, but turned out like your parents did
I'll leave another Nazi beat; Daenerys Targ-Aryan
The legend tells you need heaven's help
Otherwise, you'll be sent to the seven hells
You committed a red wedding on every fan
In the second your writers rang those bells
The plan of your dreams finally came to life
And you opened up your empire
But Snow came along and they fell into ashes
A Song of Ice and Fire
Without your dragon eggs
The plans you hatched couldn't have started
They carried your whole life
Until they carried your carcass
You took any abuse
And swept it under the carpet
Ate a heart 'cause you gave yours
To a man that was heartless
[Verse 3: Daenerys Targaryen]
It's a pacifist to a highness
I pass the fist and lead riots
This prince is prey in my iris
I don't pray for peace, I provide it
To me, Ao Drohaeris
I'm liberating safaris
My words will burn you like Varys
When I'm commanding Dracarys!
Your creator had partners
That matched your father Zeus's life
Handed you his lie detector
While sleeping with two wives
I bet you're bound to blame this beating
On one of your worst lords
'Cause double W hasn't bombed
This bad since the World Wars
[Verse 4: Wonder Woman]
The made-up silly languages
You're shouting are confusing
Get Missandei to translate them
She'd have better execution
Don't use a drunken dwarf
To give you tips about wisdom
Forgetting 'bout the Iron Fleet?
Must be the brain aneurysm
It's a SHAME!
You're powerless so let me see what your army got
SHAME!
The only thing you've left your name on is a Starbucks Cup
SHAME!
Jorah coming back from exile was a wasted trip
SHAME!
Because he's stuck in a Greyscale of your relationship
Disappeared since Robert dropped the hammer on your kind
Like your brother, you're hot-headed when the crown is on your mind
I save families from blasts of heat; gave galaxies their freedom
But even I couldn't save your wreck of a final season