Ghostface vs. Samara Morgan - Rap Battle by Freshy Kanal Lyrics
[Samara Morgan]
In seven days
Your semi-fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated
Choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher
Specializing in edgy teens?
I've seen meaner scream queens
Squealing on MTV!
I'm the first film sensation from Asia
To get the west cravin'
You're the last one people think of
When they hear "Wes Craven"
Abandoned by your mother
And it drove you to insanity
So you'll bite anothеr bullet
Guess it runs in the family!
[Ghostface]
Hеllo, announcer
Can I fight someone new, please?
You must've misheard me
I said I like scary movies
You would think by now
You're used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna
Hang up!
List everything you ripped out?
I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy-haired ghost girls
Couldn't have been more washed up
Idyllic, but then your hopes
For a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara
Can you let your fans down?
They put a cliché mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work
'til I slayed you
With your screen time, you shouldn't really
Call yourself a breakthrough
[Samara Morgan]
I'm trapped in the waters
But protected by God
Drop the facade; you're unless
Even your rules are flawed!
[Ghostface]
Wrong answer!
Your reboot trash is lackluster
Barely at the bottom
Of the bargain bin at Blockbuster!
[Samara Morgan]
So formulaic
You're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you, huh?
Coming at me
Choking on your phoned-in lines? Please
I'm screwing you over worse than caller ID!
Talk about your franchise
Like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels
Just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like
To take a dive
To be blunt
Your role couldn't get your ratings high!
[Ghostface]
Unstoppable like Jason
You can't stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known
Never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl
You will never be my equal
The body count's capped out
So there's no need for a sequel!
In seven days
Your semi-fame will get erased
Forever hated, devastated
Choking on your petty rage
Against a dated slasher
Specializing in edgy teens?
I've seen meaner scream queens
Squealing on MTV!
I'm the first film sensation from Asia
To get the west cravin'
You're the last one people think of
When they hear "Wes Craven"
Abandoned by your mother
And it drove you to insanity
So you'll bite anothеr bullet
Guess it runs in the family!
[Ghostface]
Hеllo, announcer
Can I fight someone new, please?
You must've misheard me
I said I like scary movies
You would think by now
You're used to getting played, but
I can help you out if you really wanna
Hang up!
List everything you ripped out?
I'd rather tape my mouth shut
Stringy-haired ghost girls
Couldn't have been more washed up
Idyllic, but then your hopes
For a fairytale drowned
So Samara, Samara
Can you let your fans down?
They put a cliché mess right on a VHS
Just so your franchise can replay death?
My scream time made your dreams work
'til I slayed you
With your screen time, you shouldn't really
Call yourself a breakthrough
[Samara Morgan]
I'm trapped in the waters
But protected by God
Drop the facade; you're unless
Even your rules are flawed!
[Ghostface]
Wrong answer!
Your reboot trash is lackluster
Barely at the bottom
Of the bargain bin at Blockbuster!
[Samara Morgan]
So formulaic
You're more suited for Scooby-Doo
Stuck in an endless loop of Sidney eluding you, huh?
Coming at me
Choking on your phoned-in lines? Please
I'm screwing you over worse than caller ID!
Talk about your franchise
Like you're one to boast
Enough with your sequels
Just give up the ghost
We both know exactly what it's like
To take a dive
To be blunt
Your role couldn't get your ratings high!
[Ghostface]
Unstoppable like Jason
You can't stop the bloodshed
Shoulda known
Never assume the killer is dead
Face it, Grudge girl
You will never be my equal
The body count's capped out
So there's no need for a sequel!