Hows Your Bird? by Frank Zappa Lyrics

(You dirty fink!)
Hey Baby
What's the word?
Hey Baby
Have you heard?
What's the latest?
How's your bird?

How's your brother?
An' how's your mother?
How's Aunt Funny?
And how's your granny?
This is absurd
How's your bird?
-(Excuse me...)
How's your bunion?
An' how's your grunion?

Now I'm stuck
Lots o' luck
This is absurd
How's your bird?
How's your fern?
-(I don't love you...)
An' how's your ear lobe?
How's your nose?
-(You dirty fink!)
And your elbow?
An' how's your foot?
-(...natural fink! Find out...)
Don't forget your sister
An' you know, like I said...