Fifty-Fifty by Frank Zappa Lyrics

Well, my dandruff is loose
And my breath is chartreuse
I know I ain't cute
And my voice is kaput
But that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say

I ain't gonna sing you no love song
How my heart is all soft
Will not beg your indulgence
Cause you heard it before
And that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say
It's in my pants
Now I've taken your time
I have sung you my song
Ain't no great revelation
But it wasn't too long
And that's alright, people
I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
Any old way

I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
I just might have something to say