Depression issa bitch by Florezbaby Lyrics

(Intro skit)

INSPECTOR
I'm sorry, Apu: I have no choice. You can no longer wear this name patch. (tears it off; Apu gasps) And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles. (tears off another patch) Now, turn in your pricing gun

Apu takes it out of a shoulder holster and hands it in

INSPECTOR
The other one, too

Apu takes it out if an ankle holster and gives it to the inspector

APU
(sighs) Fired...after all these years of loyal service. I don't want to live any more! (picks up a hot dog and is about to eat it)

INSPECTOR
(grabs him) Give me that wiener!

APU
I don't want to live, sir!
INSPECTOR
Give me that wiener! (they struggle) No, Apu, it's not worth it!

That night, Apu stands on a bridge, depressed

Chorus:
Fail is depression
Love is anxiety
Death is question
Life is an exclaimaction

(Slow Depression melody)
Don't fail
Don't lose me
I want your love
I need your love
Your love is the best love

Verse:
I never fail but
I try not to jinx
It cuase I'm blessed
With success and mthe life
Has its moment I tend miss out
Onna bad I don't a wanna savor
The worst just this best always
To think postive
Chorus
Fail is depression
Love is anxiety
Death is question
Life is an exclaimaction

(Sad depression melody)
Don't fail
Don't lose me
I want your love
I need your love
Your love is the best love