Omnivores for Mediocrity by Five Iron Frenzy Lyrics

Keith is a vegetarian
Not vegan 'cause he drinks his dairy and
He's not like me who also eats meat
He protests the war with the sandals on his feet
Omnivores for mediocrity! (several times)
Helpless vegetables are trapped
For killing only them you should be slapped
At least a cow can run and be free
Omnivores for mediocrity