The Ascension of IDS by Fit to Work Lyrics

When Iain Duncan Smith was dead and rose to heaven
The angels put him in a throne and put a halo on him
Zaphiel got a cordless drill and a pack of three inch screws
And drilled the halo tight as it could go and more

Uriel slid a silver ring down each of Iain's fingers
The insides of the rings were lined with tiny spikes that tore his flesh
Arachiel tied his arms down with bare copper wire
Then ran a current through so it burned and burned

We will live and die on earth
While you sing forevеr in heaven

Raphael took a diamond hammеr and gently tapped his kneecaps
Then tapped a little harder till the bone began to splinter
The angel laid on hands so the bone knit back together
Then broke it and healed it and broke it again

Samael cut a thin line down Iain's heaving chest
And with a loving grace and care began to peel the skin
The angel peeled it back just a fraction at a time
Enjoying the art of Iain's face
We will live and die on earth
While you sing forever in heaven

Adriel plucked his eyes out
Ahriman squeezed his heart
Ambriel played the muscle harp
Arariel took his toe nails
Cassiel pulled his tongue out
Camael fed him knives
Dumah drummed his vertebrae
Gabriel played with needles
Pricking him over
And over
And over
And over
And over
And then

They
Told
Him
He
Was
Fit
To
Work