A.S.B.O.A.R. by Fit to Work Lyrics
Antisocial behaviour of rat
Marcus had a hedge fund and it made him quite a lot of money
Walking down the Bishopsgate he sipped away at his soy latte
Looking for a quick way home he took a turn into an alley
Where he found a six foot rat who winked at him, said "Alright matey"
"I want you to fuck me
Get to your knees and lick me
Bend me over and take me
Rat gash will always come for you"
Antisocial behaviour of a rat
Steven was an MP for a well-to-do constituency
Kept it clean and kept it white and kept three houses on expenses
One night in the loos of his best Westminster-only hostelry
Met a six-foot rat who dropped their pants and then said "OK lovey"
"I want you to fuck me
Get to your knees and lick me
Bend me over and take me
Rat gash will always come for you"
Antisocial behaviour of a rat
Chief inspector Matheson of London Met Constabulary
Loved to have a wank when he'd just put a crim in the penitentiary
One night on a cell inspection, heard the door slam closed behind him
Found a six-foot rat with legs wide open who said "Now then sweetie"
"I want you to fuck me
Get to your knees and lick me
Bend me over and take me
Rat gash will always come for you"
Come for you
Antisocial behaviour of a rat
Marcus had a hedge fund and it made him quite a lot of money
Walking down the Bishopsgate he sipped away at his soy latte
Looking for a quick way home he took a turn into an alley
Where he found a six foot rat who winked at him, said "Alright matey"
"I want you to fuck me
Get to your knees and lick me
Bend me over and take me
Rat gash will always come for you"
Antisocial behaviour of a rat
Steven was an MP for a well-to-do constituency
Kept it clean and kept it white and kept three houses on expenses
One night in the loos of his best Westminster-only hostelry
Met a six-foot rat who dropped their pants and then said "OK lovey"
"I want you to fuck me
Get to your knees and lick me
Bend me over and take me
Rat gash will always come for you"
Antisocial behaviour of a rat
Chief inspector Matheson of London Met Constabulary
Loved to have a wank when he'd just put a crim in the penitentiary
One night on a cell inspection, heard the door slam closed behind him
Found a six-foot rat with legs wide open who said "Now then sweetie"
"I want you to fuck me
Get to your knees and lick me
Bend me over and take me
Rat gash will always come for you"
Come for you
Antisocial behaviour of a rat