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Rappin It Up Side A by First Class (Dancin Willie, Moe Meek) Lyrics

Genre: rap | Year: 1979

[Intro: Dancin Willie & Moe Meek]
Hoo!
Those of you who don't know our name
Well let's tell you how we made it in the hall of fame
Know you heard about us 'cause we're well known
We were [?] on the microphone
Then a little bit later they made a decision
They had to put us down on the television
Then a little bit later I want you to know
We was even throwin' down on the radio

[Verse 1: Dancin Willie — Dancin Willie]
Well I was sittin' down at home and I was feelin' blue
And rappin' to the beat like I generally do
This commuter radio station WKTU
When something suddenly came to mind
I decided I wanted to have a very good time
And so I went down the street to the disco place
Met a pretty girl who had a pretty face
I said "Hello baby, what you got for sale?"
Told me her name was Wicked Nelle
A Southern belle, the coast got hot from my burnin' hell
And anywhere she'd follow the righteous dollar
To hell that she had to go
And we'll be sittin' there waitin' to sell somethin', you say
"You know she was a Money Makin' ho"
Well I shook my head and like then I said
"A-Just what did you have in mind?
I don't know about you, but I know about me
And I'm down here to have a good time"
She said to Dancin Willie "Well, you're a fool
Why don't you challenge me to a dancin' duel?"
Just about then she had made me mad
It was the boldest challenge that I had ever had
Well everybody in the place had heard the news
About the offer she made me that I couldn't refuse
So everybody backed up and left us in the middle
The girl throws down and start to do the wiggle
She wiggled to my left side, wiggled to my right
The way she was wigglin' was outta sight
She turned around and started doin' the twist
I said "A-wait a minute baby, get a load of this
I got a new dance, and it's just for you
The name of the dance is the Patty Duke"
I put my left foot forward and my right foot back
And I swing from side to side
Then I syncopated my last two steps
And I was on a Betty Wright
Well, I'm not a braggart and I'm not a boaster
But I got more moves than John Travolta
Just a-movin' my body all through the air
With the grace and ease of Fred Astaire
I did my dance and I did it well
'Cause I am the man that never fails
I kept on dancin' all through the night
The dance I was doin' was dynamite
Now the party was over, 'bout a quarter past three
I knew I was goin' down in history
As the baddest dancin' brother there could ever be
To those of you who didn't know my name
It's Dancin' Willie in the hall of fame
[Verse 2: Play Me For A Fool — Dancin Willie]
Now those of you who want to hear what I have to say
My story starts on the 12th of May
I met this girl who was just outta school
But to my surprise she was playin' me for a fool
She played me for my money and my clothes too
She would've played me for tobacco but I didn't chew
She took me for a fool then she played me for my coke
She could play me for my reefer but I didn't smoke
She took me for my fame and she played me for my name
She could play me for my rap, but I didn’t hesitate [?]
Her eyes like diamonds, and teeth like pearls
Her long wavy hair just a-layin' in curls
A black satin dress that's trimmed in lace
And that's how I fell for her in the first place
And the girl was on so what you heard
I didn't even stutter on a single word
But I got wise and stopped bein' a lame
I had to put a stop to a John Barry game
I ran up on the girl the very next day
And this is what I had to say
I said "Shut your mouth, and don't you say another word
I'll bust your butt about somethin' I heard
You walkin' 'round here with your nose all snotty
You don't know what you're talkin' about, won't ask nobody
Your eyes are gonna water and you'll need a pretty tissue
Your breath smells so bad so the dogs wouldn't kiss you
My 48 stitches across my chest
I don't feel nothing but the good Lord bless
The next time you think about runnin' a game
Think about Willie and you might refrain"
[Verse 3: The Day I Was Born — Dancin Willie]
I remember the day that I was born
I came out the womb with a microphone
And by the time that I touched the floor
[?]
The second phrase of words that came up out of my mouth
Was "Everybody! I'm gonna shock the house"
Well I whipped downstairs and I kissed the ground
I told everybody it was time to get down
The second phrase of words that came up out of my mouth
Was "Everybody, I'm gonna shock the house"
And when they lined 20 girls up under the sun
I bet 'em five dollars I could shock everyone
I shocked 19, but I had to stop
Because the rays from the sun, it was gettin' kinda hot
The blood started jumpin' up and down in my veins
My heart couldn't keep up with my brain
And so I died and then I went to hell
I shocked the devil and his wife as well
By the devil and his wife I was highly respected
Three days later I was resurrected
I was walkin' through the graveyard with the bolt of thunder
Makin' tombstones jump, and put death on the wonder
When I wanna dance, I go in the lion's den
I danced with the heathens and achieved a grin
I took a girl to my villa, put the sting in the bee
You got to be a fool to freak with me
I said "All you girls who think you're smart
Listen to my rap, and don't tear it apart
I got an invitation from the board of education
To perform an operation on the girl"
And when I stick my dedication in her lower separation
I increase the population of the world
Well, if you line 20 girls up against the wall
I bet you five dollars I could kiss 'em all
I kissed 19 but I had to stop
Because the cream from my tongue made my lips too hot
And when I died, I went to hell
I kissed the devil and his wife as well
And on my tombstone written, it reads:
"A-here lies Willie, the kissin' machine"
[Verse 4: The Beginning Of My Rapp — Moe Meek]
If you wanna know the beginning of my rap
It started when I was 'cross my mama's lap
Well I was screamin' in the house and she held me tight
I said "Let me go mom, it just ain't right"
But my older brother, he was goin' to a show
I was too young to be there and too young to go
So managed I get away from my mother‘s little rap
She said "Here's your shoes, son, and here's your cap"
I said "OK, mom, now thanks to you
I'm gonna make the people do the boogaloo"
So I arrived at the show in the middle of the night
And all the MCs there was uptight
And so I rushed to the stands and I said out loud
"Listen to me people, I'm gonna draw you a crowd
Now give me the mics, and give me the table
I'm gonna rap to you now about all my pictured fables"
[?]
I look at salt and make it turn to sand
I rock the earth, I rock the moon
I rock the nine planets, I'll be rockin' you soon
I rock you on Monday, to rock you from danger
I rock you on Tuesday to kiss a stranger
I rock you on Wednesday 'til you see a letter
I rock you on Thursday for something better
I rock you on Friday, to rock you from sorrow
I rock you on Saturday 'til you're too low to power
I rock you on Sunday, are you safe to see?
Or the devil gonna have you the rest of the week

[Verse 5: Superman — Dancin Willie]
I said me and Superman we were havin' some fun
At his house on the planet Krypton
And by the time that he reached the earth
It was the beginning of his brand new birth
Me and Superman were tight as can be
But then one day he double-crossed me
He jumped right up and made a flyin' attack
And I had to side-step and break his back
I broke up his jaw plus I broke up his face
I broke both his legs and snapped his butt out of place
I picked him up and threw him 'gainst a tree
And whipped his behind just as long as I could see
I jerked off his cape and I rolled it in the sand
I whipped on his butt like a natural man
We fought all that night and all the next day
Somehow Superman managed to get away
He flew back to Metropolis more dead than alive
I was there waitin' with some more of my guys
I said "look at me, Superman, you're lookin' so swell
It looks like to me you caught a whole lot of hell
Your eyes is all red, and the best that you'll do
A new beginning, it wasn't nothing for you"
And he got mad 'cause I started to boastin'
So he flew home and got Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy came back and he brought his gun
I said "OK, it's gon' be two-on-one"
But Jimmy pulled the trigger and shot me in my chest
But little did he know I held a bulletproof vest
From that moment on I had no fear
I heard Jimmy say "Let's get the hell out of here"
So him and Superman, they took-a to flight
And I haven't seen them since that night
Two days later, the time had came
It was time for me to bust out Lois Lane
I gave her my rap and I gave it to her right
But instead of me she busted Barry White
I said "Lois Lane, you are no good
You done spread V.D. all through this neighborhood"
I went on down to the Superdome
I beat up the champ they call Larry Holmes
I came on back that a-very night
To knock out Norton to prove I could fight
And Joe Frazier said he's hot as can be
But he sure couldn't hit what his eyes couldn't see
I threw a left jab and a right hook
I threw an uppercut, and that was all it took
Now Joe went down for the count of 10
The ref said Joe couldn't fight again

[Verse 6: Cold Mr. Rain — Dancin Willie]
It was a cold Mr. Rain down in old Spokane
South End district of the coast
Where the girls get high on my sweet cocaine
And they stand on the corner and they boast
Well there was Dangerous Nell and French Estelle
[?]
And like a-Little Flo, the red head ho
Who went down to the grocery store
Where she pulled down her pants and she threw them on the floor
She wiped her butt with a sardine can
"I don't care about the grocery man"
And then she went on down to the barber shop
She wiped her butt with the razor strop
She lathered her butt from a lathering can
And said "Shave my butt Mr. barber man"

[Verse 7: Out Of All The Insects Of The World — Dancin Willie]
I said a ho-tel mo-tel
Whatcha gonna do this week?
I'm gonna go on down to the place to be
And find me a real nice freak
I'm gonna tell her my name and run her my game
To see how she reacts
And then I'm gonna take her home and bust out my sacroiliac
Then I'm gonna take her out
And that's where the day will end
'Cause I told her once and I'm tellin' her now
I'm the best there's ever been
'Cause I'm a kisser, not a blister, and I do my very best
And if I were to kiss on you, I would increase your breath
Out of all the insects in the world, I'd rather be a mosquito
I'd climb right up your [?] and let you suck my peter
I woke up, woke up once and I looked up on the wall
The roaches and the bedbugs, they was havin' a game of ball
The score was six to nothing and the roaches were ahead
The bed bugs hit a homerun and they knocked me in the head

[Verse 8: The Night Before Christmas — Moe Meek]
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house
Everybody was waiting including the mouse
The speakers were hanging by the chimney with care
In hopes that the rappers would soon be there
Well I was in my PJs, my brother was in a cap
We were all waiting 'round for a long winter rap
Out on the lawn there rose such a clatter
I sprang from my door and tried to see what was the matter
It wasn't Santa Claus or his reindeer
But the one who shocked the house for many years
He stepped off his sleigh with his mic in his hand
He had two spinning DJs, the best in this land
He didn't bring us candy and he didn't bring us toys
But he just came by to [?] with the girls and with the boys

[Verse 9: Hibby Dibby Dobby — Dancin Willie & Moe Meek]
A hibby-dibby-dobby, [?] so-socialaby
The rhythm with the rock, the jitterbug bop
The people in the street who are movin' to the rhythm of the First Class beat
I said put your hands, way up far
A-don't stop rockin' no matter where you are
A-just keep with the groove that is in your shoes
Don't stop the boogie [?]
Keep the pep that is in your step
Now just keep quiet and listen to the rap

[Verse 10: Joe Meek — Moe Meek]
I had me a buddy, as soft as a pie
Joe Meek they called him, and they didn't lie
The Good Book say to turn the other cheek
But that warn't no turning to my boy Joe Meek
He turned up all parts and baigged you to spank
Pulled down his trousers, supplied you a plank
Would make a pet bunny chase a bad blood-hound
Make a new-born baby slap his grandpa down
Air was muggy and heavy with heat
The people all sizzled like frying meat
Was strolling down Claiborne in the wrong end of town
Joe saw two policemen knock a po' girl down
He didn't know her at all and never saw her face
But it didn't make a difference to old Joe "The Ace"
He walked up to the cops and he asked 'em why
He didn't hear Joe and he didn't reply
One hit him with a billy above the left eye
One hit him with a pistol and let him lie
When he awake'd, he knew what the cops had done
But he was now ready to have some fun
Shot his way to the station house and rushed right in
There wasn't nothing but space where the cops had been
He hurled hand grenades with an outshoot drop
And every time he threw there was one less cop
They called the reserve, they called the national guard
Joe was in a cell lookin' over the yard
Machine guns sputtered, didn't phase Joe at all
But every time he fired a cop would fall
The chief of police said "What kind of man is this?"
And held up his hands for an armistice
"Stop gunning, black boy, and we will let you go"
"I thank you very kindly" said my old boy Joe
"We promise you safety if you'll leave us be"
Joe said "Agreeable, sir, by me"
He walked from the jailhouse about a half a square
When a cop behind a post let him have it fair
Drew a cool bead on the cop's broad head
"I'll return you your favor" and the cop fell dead

[Verse 11: Every Disco I Ever Will Play In — Dancin Willie]
Every disco that I've ever played in
I dazzled the people with the way I spin
Now before I leave and before I go
I got a little rhyme I want you to know
All the MCs that are on the floors
You steal my rhymes and then you say they're yours
But one thing everybody know is true
You can't say my rhymes just like I do
People in the street, this is just for you
I was arrested doing the Patty Duke
But when I went to court to get my time
I kicked the judge in the butt and blew the D.A.'s mind
'Cause I'm bad, and I'm glad, and I'm definitely number one
And the only thing that I was guilty of was having a little fun
And like helter, and like skelter, I'm bad as I can be
And before this night is over, baby doll, they'll have to set me free