I Want A Cookie by Evolution Control Committee Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Do you ever feel angry? Are you paralyzed by your anger?
Do you feel yourself with butterflies in your stomach a lot?
Do you get headaches? Are you really frustrated?
Do you ever get to the point where you're gonna blow up, and you're afraid that if you blow up, you're going to blow away all your friends and all your co-workers?
Chances are, all of this behavior is a symptom of the fact that you're not expressing your anger
We can assertively express our anger if we handle our anger assertively
We complain and complain and complain; "I'm angry." So what do we do?
[Chorus]
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
[Verse 2]
"Am I really sorry? Did I really do something bad? Why am I apologizing? I don't think I'm always wrong, do you?"
Do people push your buttons? Are they telling you that you're too fat, too aggressive, not nice enough, or just hard to get along with?
Are they telling you that people who grew up in Connecticut are stupid? Do they tell you that you're weak?
Are you simply the person who get the sand kicked in their face?
Negative, negative, negative. Now you're angry
And now you have something to say:
[Chorus]
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
Do you ever feel angry? Are you paralyzed by your anger?
Do you feel yourself with butterflies in your stomach a lot?
Do you get headaches? Are you really frustrated?
Do you ever get to the point where you're gonna blow up, and you're afraid that if you blow up, you're going to blow away all your friends and all your co-workers?
Chances are, all of this behavior is a symptom of the fact that you're not expressing your anger
We can assertively express our anger if we handle our anger assertively
We complain and complain and complain; "I'm angry." So what do we do?
[Chorus]
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
[Verse 2]
"Am I really sorry? Did I really do something bad? Why am I apologizing? I don't think I'm always wrong, do you?"
Do people push your buttons? Are they telling you that you're too fat, too aggressive, not nice enough, or just hard to get along with?
Are they telling you that people who grew up in Connecticut are stupid? Do they tell you that you're weak?
Are you simply the person who get the sand kicked in their face?
Negative, negative, negative. Now you're angry
And now you have something to say:
[Chorus]
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie
I want a raise, I want to go home, I want sex, I want a cookie