Dang The Whiskey by Everette Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Out with the boys, gonna have just a drink or two
Not a lampshade on your head kinda night, just wanna get a little loose
But there's a chemical reaction when that brown liquor hits my veins
At that point, you'd be better off trying to stop an ol' freight train
I get a little insane

[Chorus]
Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green
Lost my girl, my money, and my keys
Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory
Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B
Dang the whiskey
Oh, oh, oh, dang the whiskey
Oh, oh, oh

[Verse 2]
Left a message on my boy's machine with my one call
He played it back, and I sound likе Otis off Andy Griffith, y'all, yep
Yeah, I was laughin', I was cryin', I was mad as an old wet hеn
I'm promisin' to Jesus I'll never do this again
Serious as sin
And it went something like this
[Chorus]
Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green
Lost my girl, my money, and my keys
Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory
Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B
Dang the whiskey
Oh, oh, oh, dang the whiskey
Oh, oh, oh-ooh

[Bridge]
You'd think I'd learn by now that's how it goes
When that whiskey river starts to flow, oh, oh

[Chorus]
Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green
Lost my girl, my money, and my keys
Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory
Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B, yeah
Spent the night in a jail in Bowling Green
Lost my girl thanks to old Jim Beam
Got a bump on my head and a foggy memory
Somebody help me, please, I'm a stupid S.O.B
Dang the whiskey
Oh, oh, oh, dang the whiskey
Oh, oh, oh-ooh